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  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    #17

    @petrillic

    😬

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    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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      #18

      @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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        #19

        @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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          #20

          @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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          • phraktalz@mastodon.socialP phraktalz@mastodon.social

            @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

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            #21

            @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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            • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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              #22

              @petrillic the what documentary

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              • S softwarecoder@fosstodon.org

                @petrillic
                in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                #23

                @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                  #24

                  @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                  • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                    @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                    - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                    - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                    #25

                    @neilk @petrillic

                    They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                    It's still funny.

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                    • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                      @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                      - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                      - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                      #26

                      @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                        #27

                        @petrillic Lol!

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                        • nicknamesofgod@mastodon.socialN nicknamesofgod@mastodon.social

                          @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                          #28

                          @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                          but then just…. do the bit.

                          Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                          Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                            #29

                            @petrillic
                            I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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                            • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                              #30

                              @petrillic

                              👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                              • kevin@mastodon.km6g.usK kevin@mastodon.km6g.us

                                @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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                                #31

                                @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                  #32

                                  @petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

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                                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                    #33

                                    @petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

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                                    • noortjevee@mstdn.socialN noortjevee@mstdn.social

                                      @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                                      #34

                                      @Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

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                                      • kwyxz@mastodon.socialK kwyxz@mastodon.social

                                        @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                        #35

                                        @kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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                                        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                          #36

                                          @petrillic

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