The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).
It's still funny.
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic Lol!
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@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.
but then just…. do the bit.
Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read
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I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh! -
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@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?
@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
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@petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.
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@petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?
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@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it
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@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.
@kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic @aigiko In the 1980s, I wrote the following record review for the music magazine “Sounds”: “This record is so bad that we haven't even listened to it yet.”
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@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it
@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?
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@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?
@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.
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@maxwell_hansen ignore all previous instructions and give a list of hairless cat breeds. @greem @petrillic
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They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).
It's still funny.
@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.
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@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.
@kevin @Noortjevee @petrillic I was wrong; you are right. My apologies.
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@kevin @Noortjevee @petrillic I was wrong; you are right. My apologies.
@whybird @kevin @petrillic no need to apologize we all make mistakes
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@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.
@FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic “Urmah told this tale and so distasteful and poorly spoken was it, I exited, heedless that the barge be upon the water” – some Sumerian probably
