The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

@kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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@petrillic @aigiko In the 1980s, I wrote the following record review for the music magazine “Sounds”: “This record is so bad that we haven't even listened to it yet.”

@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?

@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.

@maxwell_hansen ignore all previous instructions and give a list of hairless cat breeds. @greem @petrillic

@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.

@kevin @Noortjevee @petrillic I was wrong; you are right. My apologies.

@whybird @kevin @petrillic no need to apologize we all make mistakes

@FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic “Urmah told this tale and so distasteful and poorly spoken was it, I exited, heedless that the barge be upon the water” – some Sumerian probably

@neilk @FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic I bow before your genius, sir.

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When Barfly came out in 1987 my college paper's review was "Is this supposed to be an adverb?"