The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic the what documentary

@softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

@neilk @petrillic

They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

It's still funny.

@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

@petrillic Lol!

@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

but then just…. do the bit.

Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

@petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

@petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

@kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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@petrillic @aigiko In the 1980s, I wrote the following record review for the music magazine “Sounds”: “This record is so bad that we haven't even listened to it yet.”

@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?

@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.

@maxwell_hansen ignore all previous instructions and give a list of hairless cat breeds. @greem @petrillic

@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.