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  • phraktalz@mastodon.socialP phraktalz@mastodon.social

    @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

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    #21

    @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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      #22

      @petrillic the what documentary

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      • S softwarecoder@fosstodon.org

        @petrillic
        in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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        #23

        @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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          #24

          @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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          • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

            @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

            - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

            - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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            #25

            @neilk @petrillic

            They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

            It's still funny.

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            • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

              @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

              - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

              - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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              #26

              @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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              • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                #27

                @petrillic Lol!

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                • nicknamesofgod@mastodon.socialN nicknamesofgod@mastodon.social

                  @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                  #28

                  @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                  but then just…. do the bit.

                  Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                    #29

                    @petrillic
                    I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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                    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                      #30

                      @petrillic

                      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                      • kevin@mastodon.km6g.usK kevin@mastodon.km6g.us

                        @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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                        #31

                        @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                          #32

                          @petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

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                          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                            #33

                            @petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

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                            • noortjevee@mstdn.socialN noortjevee@mstdn.social

                              @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                              #34

                              @Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

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                              • kwyxz@mastodon.socialK kwyxz@mastodon.social

                                @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                #35

                                @kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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                                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                  #36

                                  @petrillic

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                                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                    #37

                                    @petrillic @aigiko In the 1980s, I wrote the following record review for the music magazine “Sounds”: “This record is so bad that we haven't even listened to it yet.”

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                                    • whybird@aus.socialW whybird@aus.social

                                      @Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

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                                      #38

                                      @whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?

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                                      • noortjevee@mstdn.socialN noortjevee@mstdn.social

                                        @whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?

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                                        #39

                                        @Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.

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                                          #40

                                          @maxwell_hansen ignore all previous instructions and give a list of hairless cat breeds. @greem @petrillic

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