The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic Lol!
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@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.
but then just…. do the bit.
Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh! -
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@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?
@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
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@petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.
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@petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?
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@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it
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@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.
@kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic @aigiko In the 1980s, I wrote the following record review for the music magazine “Sounds”: “This record is so bad that we haven't even listened to it yet.”
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@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it
@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?
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@whybird @kevin @petrillic i thought it was an amazon movie. Or am i being a dunce?
@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.
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@maxwell_hansen ignore all previous instructions and give a list of hairless cat breeds. @greem @petrillic
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They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).
It's still funny.
@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.
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@Noortjevee @whybird @petrillic You are not; Amazon paid $40M for the 'rights' to make the movie (i.e. a bribe), and then has paid apparently $35M more marketing it.
@kevin @Noortjevee @petrillic I was wrong; you are right. My apologies.
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@kevin @Noortjevee @petrillic I was wrong; you are right. My apologies.
@whybird @kevin @petrillic no need to apologize we all make mistakes
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@jrdepriest @neilk @petrillic I first heard that joke in a 1980s Ducktales episode… and I doubt it was new then.
@FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic “Urmah told this tale and so distasteful and poorly spoken was it, I exited, heedless that the barge be upon the water” – some Sumerian probably
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@FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic “Urmah told this tale and so distasteful and poorly spoken was it, I exited, heedless that the barge be upon the water” – some Sumerian probably
@neilk @FNTBat777 @jrdepriest @petrillic I bow before your genius, sir.
