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  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    #11

    @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

    - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

    - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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      #12

      @petrillic
      in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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        #13

        @petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

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        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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          #14

          @petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

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          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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            #15

            @petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

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              #16
              I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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              • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                #17

                @petrillic

                😬

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                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                  #18

                  @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                    #19

                    @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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                    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                      #20

                      @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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                      • phraktalz@mastodon.socialP phraktalz@mastodon.social

                        @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

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                        #21

                        @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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                        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                          #22

                          @petrillic the what documentary

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                          • S softwarecoder@fosstodon.org

                            @petrillic
                            in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                            #23

                            @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                            • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                              #24

                              @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                              • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                                @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                #25

                                @neilk @petrillic

                                They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                                It's still funny.

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                                • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                                  @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                  - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                  - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                  #26

                                  @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                    #27

                                    @petrillic Lol!

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                                    • nicknamesofgod@mastodon.socialN nicknamesofgod@mastodon.social

                                      @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                                      #28

                                      @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                                      but then just…. do the bit.

                                      Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                                      Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                                      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                        #29

                                        @petrillic
                                        I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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                                        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                          #30

                                          @petrillic

                                          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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