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  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    #7

    @petrillic @UKFilmNerd 😙👌

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    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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      #8

      @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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        #9

        @petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.

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        • arcadiagt5@mstdn.socialA arcadiagt5@mstdn.social

          @petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.

          The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.

          The review in question: “And it DID.”

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          #10

          @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

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          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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            #11

            @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

            - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

            - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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            • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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              #12

              @petrillic
              in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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              • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                #13

                @petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

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                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                  #14

                  @petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

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                  • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                    #15

                    @petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

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                      #16
                      I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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                      • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                        #17

                        @petrillic

                        😬

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                        • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                          #18

                          @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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                          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                            #19

                            @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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                            • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                              #20

                              @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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                              • phraktalz@mastodon.socialP phraktalz@mastodon.social

                                @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

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                                #21

                                @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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                                • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                  #22

                                  @petrillic the what documentary

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                                  • S softwarecoder@fosstodon.org

                                    @petrillic
                                    in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                                    #23

                                    @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                                    • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                                      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                                      #24

                                      @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                      • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                                        @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                        - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                        - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                        #25

                                        @neilk @petrillic

                                        They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                                        It's still funny.

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                                        • neilk@xoxo.zoneN neilk@xoxo.zone

                                          @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                          - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                          - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                          #26

                                          @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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