Mastodon Skip to content
  • Home
  • Aktuell
  • Tags
  • Über dieses Forum
Einklappen
Grafik mit zwei überlappenden Sprechblasen, eine grün und eine lila.
Abspeckgeflüster – Forum für Menschen mit Gewicht(ung)

Kostenlos. Werbefrei. Menschlich. Dein Abnehmforum.

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

Geplant Angeheftet Gesperrt Verschoben Uncategorized
123 Beiträge 80 Kommentatoren 0 Aufrufe
  • Älteste zuerst
  • Neuste zuerst
  • Meiste Stimmen
Antworten
  • In einem neuen Thema antworten
Anmelden zum Antworten
Dieses Thema wurde gelöscht. Nur Nutzer mit entsprechenden Rechten können es sehen.
  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    I'm now the proud owner of this.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
    landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
    landsil@infosec.exchange
    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
    #51

    @alice @DavidNielsen

    We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
    This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

    landsil@infosec.exchangeL renardboy@mastodon.socialR 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
    0
    • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

      @alice @DavidNielsen

      We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
      This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

      landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
      landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
      landsil@infosec.exchange
      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
      #52

      @alice @DavidNielsen
      It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

      eruonna@chaosfem.twE 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
      0
      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

        gabboman@gabboman.xyzG This user is from outside of this forum
        gabboman@gabboman.xyzG This user is from outside of this forum
        gabboman@gabboman.xyz
        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
        #53
        This post did not contain any content.
        1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
        0
        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

          Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

          I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

          Like a perfectly normal person.

          I'm now the proud owner of this.

          Like a perfectly normal person.

          cargot_robbie@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
          cargot_robbie@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
          cargot_robbie@urbanists.social
          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
          #54

          @alice Let me know when you need ginger fur and I'll pester Marty B

          1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
          0
          • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            schrotthaufen@mastodon.social
            schrieb zuletzt editiert von
            #55

            @alice Interesting approach. Although the website layout looks as if it was ad-riddled itself 😅

            1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
            0
            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

              Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

              I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

              Like a perfectly normal person.

              I'm now the proud owner of this.

              Like a perfectly normal person.

              palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
              palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
              palmandneedle@norden.social
              schrieb zuletzt editiert von
              #56

              @alice Didn't know that was a thing, but you know what? I would have bet you all the money in the world that there is a japanese subculture for it. Including textbooks. I'm looking forward to your cats' reaction to their felt effigies

              Also praise to @DavidNielsen for asking the important questions

              1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
              0
              • adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
                adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
                adriano@lile.cl
                schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                #57

                @alice @DavidNielsen well you can shave the cat if you're in a hurry, but it's a bit cruel.

                1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                0
                • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
                  ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
                  ellesaurus@toot.lgbt
                  schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                  #58

                  @alice I struggle to wrap my head around the idea of parenting nowadays. So many worlds of garbage online and those companies aren't helping.

                  1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                  0
                  • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    schrotthaufen@mastodon.social
                    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                    #59

                    @alice Their official one: https://adnauseam.io/

                    I might read the paper, though.

                    1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                    0
                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                      iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
                      iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
                      iwillyeah@mastodon.ie
                      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                      #60

                      @alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.

                      1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                      0
                      • aly@mastodon.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
                        aly@mastodon.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
                        aly@mastodon.nz
                        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                        #61

                        @alice @calvin I've just added a couple more lists to mine.

                        1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                        0
                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                          Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                          I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                          Like a perfectly normal person.

                          I'm now the proud owner of this.

                          Like a perfectly normal person.

                          chawarma@piaille.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                          chawarma@piaille.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                          chawarma@piaille.fr
                          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                          #62

                          @alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird

                          1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                          0
                          • eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                            eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                            eruonna@chaosfem.tw
                            schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                            #63

                            @alice

                            A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                            @adriano @DavidNielsen

                            adriano@lile.clA 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                            0
                            • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                              @alice @DavidNielsen
                              It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

                              eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                              eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                              eruonna@chaosfem.tw
                              schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                              #64

                              @Landsil

                              Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                              @alice @DavidNielsen

                              landsil@infosec.exchangeL 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                              0
                              • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                @alice

                                A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                                @adriano @DavidNielsen

                                adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
                                adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
                                adriano@lile.cl
                                schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                #65

                                @eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.

                                1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                0
                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                  dianea@lgbtqia.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  dianea@lgbtqia.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  dianea@lgbtqia.space
                                  schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                  #66

                                  @alice

                                  uBlock and EFF Badger has blocked 0 elements on this sweet Mastodon server 🙂

                                  Delightfully safe here

                                  1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                  0
                                  • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                    @Landsil

                                    Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                                    @alice @DavidNielsen

                                    landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
                                    landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
                                    landsil@infosec.exchange
                                    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                    #67

                                    @eruonna
                                    Pure cat hair.

                                    eruonna@chaosfem.twE 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                    0
                                    • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                                      @eruonna
                                      Pure cat hair.

                                      eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      eruonna@chaosfem.tw
                                      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                      #68

                                      @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

                                      landsil@infosec.exchangeL 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                      0
                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                        alivedevil@tauri.earthA This user is from outside of this forum
                                        alivedevil@tauri.earthA This user is from outside of this forum
                                        alivedevil@tauri.earth
                                        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                        #69

                                        @alice I have no idea.

                                        Everytime I have to use the web outside my network I immediately regret that decision.

                                        1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                        0
                                        • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                          @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

                                          landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
                                          landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
                                          landsil@infosec.exchange
                                          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                          #70

                                          @eruonna
                                          Hmm, I was going to say it was really hard but my wife says it was actually easy. Apparently it helps that he has very soft fur.

                                          With our previous cat it wasn't possible at all, he had both shorter and "harder"/normal fur. Something called guard hairs that some breads do not have.

                                          1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                          0
                                          Antworten
                                          • In einem neuen Thema antworten
                                          Anmelden zum Antworten
                                          • Älteste zuerst
                                          • Neuste zuerst
                                          • Meiste Stimmen



                                          Copyright (c) 2025 abSpecktrum (@abspecklog@fedimonster.de)

                                          Erstellt mit Schlaflosigkeit, Kaffee, Brokkoli & ♥

                                          Impressum | Datenschutzerklärung | Nutzungsbedingungen

                                          • Anmelden

                                          • Du hast noch kein Konto? Registrieren

                                          • Anmelden oder registrieren, um zu suchen
                                          • Erster Beitrag
                                            Letzter Beitrag
                                          0
                                          • Home
                                          • Aktuell
                                          • Tags
                                          • Über dieses Forum