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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #55

    @alice Interesting approach. Although the website layout looks as if it was ad-riddled itself 😅

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

      Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

      I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

      I'm now the proud owner of this.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

      palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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      #56

      @alice Didn't know that was a thing, but you know what? I would have bet you all the money in the world that there is a japanese subculture for it. Including textbooks. I'm looking forward to your cats' reaction to their felt effigies

      Also praise to @DavidNielsen for asking the important questions

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      • adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
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        #57

        @alice @DavidNielsen well you can shave the cat if you're in a hurry, but it's a bit cruel.

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        • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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          #58

          @alice I struggle to wrap my head around the idea of parenting nowadays. So many worlds of garbage online and those companies aren't helping.

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          • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #59

            @alice Their official one: https://adnauseam.io/

            I might read the paper, though.

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

              iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
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              #60

              @alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.

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              • aly@mastodon.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #61

                @alice @calvin I've just added a couple more lists to mine.

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                  Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                  I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                  Like a perfectly normal person.

                  I'm now the proud owner of this.

                  Like a perfectly normal person.

                  chawarma@piaille.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #62

                  @alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird

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                  • eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #63

                    @alice

                    A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                    @adriano @DavidNielsen

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                    • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                      @alice @DavidNielsen
                      It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

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                      #64

                      @Landsil

                      Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                      @alice @DavidNielsen

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                      • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                        @alice

                        A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                        @adriano @DavidNielsen

                        adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #65

                        @eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                          dianea@lgbtqia.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #66

                          @alice

                          uBlock and EFF Badger has blocked 0 elements on this sweet Mastodon server 🙂

                          Delightfully safe here

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                          • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                            @Landsil

                            Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                            @alice @DavidNielsen

                            landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #67

                            @eruonna
                            Pure cat hair.

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                            • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                              @eruonna
                              Pure cat hair.

                              eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #68

                              @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                alivedevil@tauri.earthA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #69

                                @alice I have no idea.

                                Everytime I have to use the web outside my network I immediately regret that decision.

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                                • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                  @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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                                  #70

                                  @eruonna
                                  Hmm, I was going to say it was really hard but my wife says it was actually easy. Apparently it helps that he has very soft fur.

                                  With our previous cat it wasn't possible at all, he had both shorter and "harder"/normal fur. Something called guard hairs that some breads do not have.

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                                  • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #71

                                    @alice omg the gaming space is such a shitshow. I feel for anyone who likes sports games especially.

                                    Just the thought of modern gaming makes me think of this and hurt
                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8

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                                    • autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #72

                                      @alice jesus

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                        brentguernsey@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #73

                                        @alice

                                        "59,196 tracking attempts blocked in the past seven days." -- DuckDuckGo on my phone.

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                                        • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #74

                                          @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

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