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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    I'm now the proud owner of this.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #46

    @alice @DavidNielsen I try to get one shitpost per toot, at a time, with great effort, but you go and do this? There's material here for at least five.

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

      Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

      I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

      I'm now the proud owner of this.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

      alien@mastodon.greenA This user is from outside of this forum
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      #47

      @alice @DavidNielsen w what wha

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      • starlily@mastodon.socialS starlily@mastodon.social

        @alice Pi-Hole https://pi-hole.net

        meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #48

        @starlily @alice I’m blocking around 7% of DNS queries with #pihole. My primary battle these days is with #IoT devices that want to call home every few seconds to minutes. I’m just now learning that there are IPv6 techniques for bypassing pi-hole. Other methods as well. It’s hand-to-hand combat with trackers! Worse, many of the devices simply fail if you block their WAN access.

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        • 401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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          #49

          @alice

          You ever read Nightfall by Isaac Asimov? Either the short-story or the novelization of it. Both are good.

          But... That. We have to do what they did.

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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            #50

            @alice @DavidNielsen 🥹

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

              Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

              I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

              Like a perfectly normal person.

              I'm now the proud owner of this.

              Like a perfectly normal person.

              landsil@infosec.exchangeL This user is from outside of this forum
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              #51

              @alice @DavidNielsen

              We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
              This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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              • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                @alice @DavidNielsen

                We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
                This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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                #52

                @alice @DavidNielsen
                It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                  gabboman@gabboman.xyzG This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #53
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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                    I'm now the proud owner of this.

                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                    cargot_robbie@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #54

                    @alice Let me know when you need ginger fur and I'll pester Marty B

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                    • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #55

                      @alice Interesting approach. Although the website layout looks as if it was ad-riddled itself 😅

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                        Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                        I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                        Like a perfectly normal person.

                        I'm now the proud owner of this.

                        Like a perfectly normal person.

                        palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #56

                        @alice Didn't know that was a thing, but you know what? I would have bet you all the money in the world that there is a japanese subculture for it. Including textbooks. I'm looking forward to your cats' reaction to their felt effigies

                        Also praise to @DavidNielsen for asking the important questions

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                        • adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #57

                          @alice @DavidNielsen well you can shave the cat if you're in a hurry, but it's a bit cruel.

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                          • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #58

                            @alice I struggle to wrap my head around the idea of parenting nowadays. So many worlds of garbage online and those companies aren't helping.

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                            • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #59

                              @alice Their official one: https://adnauseam.io/

                              I might read the paper, though.

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                #60

                                @alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.

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                                • aly@mastodon.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #61

                                  @alice @calvin I've just added a couple more lists to mine.

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                                    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                                    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                                    I'm now the proud owner of this.

                                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                                    chawarma@piaille.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #62

                                    @alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird

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                                    • eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #63

                                      @alice

                                      A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                                      @adriano @DavidNielsen

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                                      • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                                        @alice @DavidNielsen
                                        It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

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                                        #64

                                        @Landsil

                                        Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                                        @alice @DavidNielsen

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                                        • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                          @alice

                                          A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                                          @adriano @DavidNielsen

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                                          #65

                                          @eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.

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