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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • ricko@tech.lgbtR ricko@tech.lgbt

    @alice In addition to the usual stuff on the desktop, I've been running Rethink DNS on my Android for a few years now. It's absolute stomach-churning to see how much tracking garbage is in every single app.

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    #44

    @ricko @alice I installed Rethink DNS on my then stock Google Pixel a few months ago and a few minutes of seeing Google Play Services making requests once every 2 seconds was enough to eventually convince me to install GrapheneOS.

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

      Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

      I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

      I'm now the proud owner of this.

      Like a perfectly normal person.

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      #45

      @alice @DavidNielsen Pet my effigy and tell it she's a good girl :3

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

        Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

        I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

        Like a perfectly normal person.

        I'm now the proud owner of this.

        Like a perfectly normal person.

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        #46

        @alice @DavidNielsen I try to get one shitpost per toot, at a time, with great effort, but you go and do this? There's material here for at least five.

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

          Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

          I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

          Like a perfectly normal person.

          I'm now the proud owner of this.

          Like a perfectly normal person.

          alien@mastodon.greenA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #47

          @alice @DavidNielsen w what wha

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          • starlily@mastodon.socialS starlily@mastodon.social

            @alice Pi-Hole https://pi-hole.net

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            #48

            @starlily @alice I’m blocking around 7% of DNS queries with #pihole. My primary battle these days is with #IoT devices that want to call home every few seconds to minutes. I’m just now learning that there are IPv6 techniques for bypassing pi-hole. Other methods as well. It’s hand-to-hand combat with trackers! Worse, many of the devices simply fail if you block their WAN access.

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            • 401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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              401matthall@mastodon.xyz
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              #49

              @alice

              You ever read Nightfall by Isaac Asimov? Either the short-story or the novelization of it. Both are good.

              But... That. We have to do what they did.

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                #50

                @alice @DavidNielsen 🥹

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                  Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                  I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                  Like a perfectly normal person.

                  I'm now the proud owner of this.

                  Like a perfectly normal person.

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                  #51

                  @alice @DavidNielsen

                  We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
                  This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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                  • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                    @alice @DavidNielsen

                    We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
                    This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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                    #52

                    @alice @DavidNielsen
                    It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                      #53
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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                        Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                        I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                        Like a perfectly normal person.

                        I'm now the proud owner of this.

                        Like a perfectly normal person.

                        cargot_robbie@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #54

                        @alice Let me know when you need ginger fur and I'll pester Marty B

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                        • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #55

                          @alice Interesting approach. Although the website layout looks as if it was ad-riddled itself 😅

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                            Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                            I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                            Like a perfectly normal person.

                            I'm now the proud owner of this.

                            Like a perfectly normal person.

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                            #56

                            @alice Didn't know that was a thing, but you know what? I would have bet you all the money in the world that there is a japanese subculture for it. Including textbooks. I'm looking forward to your cats' reaction to their felt effigies

                            Also praise to @DavidNielsen for asking the important questions

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                              #57

                              @alice @DavidNielsen well you can shave the cat if you're in a hurry, but it's a bit cruel.

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                                #58

                                @alice I struggle to wrap my head around the idea of parenting nowadays. So many worlds of garbage online and those companies aren't helping.

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                                • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #59

                                  @alice Their official one: https://adnauseam.io/

                                  I might read the paper, though.

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                    #60

                                    @alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.

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                                      #61

                                      @alice @calvin I've just added a couple more lists to mine.

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                                        Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                                        I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                                        Like a perfectly normal person.

                                        I'm now the proud owner of this.

                                        Like a perfectly normal person.

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                                        #62

                                        @alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird

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                                        • eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #63

                                          @alice

                                          A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                                          @adriano @DavidNielsen

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