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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    I'm now the proud owner of this.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    cargot_robbie@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #54

    @alice Let me know when you need ginger fur and I'll pester Marty B

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    • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #55

      @alice Interesting approach. Although the website layout looks as if it was ad-riddled itself 😅

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

        Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

        I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

        Like a perfectly normal person.

        I'm now the proud owner of this.

        Like a perfectly normal person.

        palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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        #56

        @alice Didn't know that was a thing, but you know what? I would have bet you all the money in the world that there is a japanese subculture for it. Including textbooks. I'm looking forward to your cats' reaction to their felt effigies

        Also praise to @DavidNielsen for asking the important questions

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        • adriano@lile.clA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #57

          @alice @DavidNielsen well you can shave the cat if you're in a hurry, but it's a bit cruel.

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          • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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            #58

            @alice I struggle to wrap my head around the idea of parenting nowadays. So many worlds of garbage online and those companies aren't helping.

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            • schrotthaufen@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #59

              @alice Their official one: https://adnauseam.io/

              I might read the paper, though.

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
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                #60

                @alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.

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                • aly@mastodon.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #61

                  @alice @calvin I've just added a couple more lists to mine.

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                    I'm now the proud owner of this.

                    Like a perfectly normal person.

                    chawarma@piaille.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #62

                    @alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird

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                    • eruonna@chaosfem.twE This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #63

                      @alice

                      A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                      @adriano @DavidNielsen

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                      • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                        @alice @DavidNielsen
                        It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post 😅

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                        #64

                        @Landsil

                        Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                        @alice @DavidNielsen

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                        • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                          @alice

                          A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

                          @adriano @DavidNielsen

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                          #65

                          @eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                            #66

                            @alice

                            uBlock and EFF Badger has blocked 0 elements on this sweet Mastodon server 🙂

                            Delightfully safe here

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                            • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                              @Landsil

                              Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

                              @alice @DavidNielsen

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                              #67

                              @eruonna
                              Pure cat hair.

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                              • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                                @eruonna
                                Pure cat hair.

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                                #68

                                @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                  #69

                                  @alice I have no idea.

                                  Everytime I have to use the web outside my network I immediately regret that decision.

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                                  • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                    @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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                                    #70

                                    @eruonna
                                    Hmm, I was going to say it was really hard but my wife says it was actually easy. Apparently it helps that he has very soft fur.

                                    With our previous cat it wasn't possible at all, he had both shorter and "harder"/normal fur. Something called guard hairs that some breads do not have.

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                                    • ellesaurus@toot.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #71

                                      @alice omg the gaming space is such a shitshow. I feel for anyone who likes sports games especially.

                                      Just the thought of modern gaming makes me think of this and hurt
                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8

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                                      • autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #72

                                        @alice jesus

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                          #73

                                          @alice

                                          "59,196 tracking attempts blocked in the past seven days." -- DuckDuckGo on my phone.

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