God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice browse? Like, casually wander around somewhere for pleasure? Hahaha, yeah.
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@DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.
Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.
I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.
Like a perfectly normal person.
I'm now the proud owner of this.
Like a perfectly normal person.
@alice @DavidNielsen that's cutely weird
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A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.
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@alice @DavidNielsen
It didn't let me mix a video and pictures in one post
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A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.
@eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
uBlock and EFF Badger has blocked 0 elements on this sweet Mastodon server
Delightfully safe here
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@eruonna
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Pure cat hair.@Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice I have no idea.
Everytime I have to use the web outside my network I immediately regret that decision.
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@Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.
@eruonna
Hmm, I was going to say it was really hard but my wife says it was actually easy. Apparently it helps that he has very soft fur.With our previous cat it wasn't possible at all, he had both shorter and "harder"/normal fur. Something called guard hairs that some breads do not have.
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@alice omg the gaming space is such a shitshow. I feel for anyone who likes sports games especially.
Just the thought of modern gaming makes me think of this and hurt
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@alice jesus
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
"59,196 tracking attempts blocked in the past seven days." -- DuckDuckGo on my phone.
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@alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.
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@alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.
@alice also, very much expect to not get what you went in for.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice Slowly.
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@alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.
@Iwillyeah @alice try not to breathe
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@DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.
Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.
I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.
Like a perfectly normal person.
I'm now the proud owner of this.
Like a perfectly normal person.
@alice @DavidNielsen @samir You mean not everyone owns a copy of that? How strange.
I also recommend the Cat Castles book. Cardboard castles etc for the discerning feline
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541810/cat-castles-by-carin-oliver/
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice that might be why they seem so pissed for no reason all the time.
