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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

    @alice

    A cat I used to have would produce that much in a week. We always talked about making something from his hair but never did.

    @adriano @DavidNielsen

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    #65

    @eruonna @alice @DavidNielsen there was this short video that had a young woman with a cat and a progressively larger ball of cat hair, eventually bouncing it.

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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      #66

      @alice

      uBlock and EFF Badger has blocked 0 elements on this sweet Mastodon server 🙂

      Delightfully safe here

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      • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

        @Landsil

        Is that yarn all cat hair, or are you mixing in some other fiber?

        @alice @DavidNielsen

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        #67

        @eruonna
        Pure cat hair.

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        • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

          @eruonna
          Pure cat hair.

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          #68

          @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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            #69

            @alice I have no idea.

            Everytime I have to use the web outside my network I immediately regret that decision.

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            • eruonna@chaosfem.twE eruonna@chaosfem.tw

              @Landsil wow. I was told that wasn't possible, but I guess it is.

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              #70

              @eruonna
              Hmm, I was going to say it was really hard but my wife says it was actually easy. Apparently it helps that he has very soft fur.

              With our previous cat it wasn't possible at all, he had both shorter and "harder"/normal fur. Something called guard hairs that some breads do not have.

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                #71

                @alice omg the gaming space is such a shitshow. I feel for anyone who likes sports games especially.

                Just the thought of modern gaming makes me think of this and hurt
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8

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                • autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #72

                  @alice jesus

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                    #73

                    @alice

                    "59,196 tracking attempts blocked in the past seven days." -- DuckDuckGo on my phone.

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                      #74

                      @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

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                      • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                        @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

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                        #75

                        @alice also, very much expect to not get what you went in for.

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                          #76

                          @alice Slowly.

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                          • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                            @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

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                            #77

                            @Iwillyeah @alice try not to breathe

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                              Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                              I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                              Like a perfectly normal person.

                              I'm now the proud owner of this.

                              Like a perfectly normal person.

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                              #78

                              @alice @DavidNielsen @samir You mean not everyone owns a copy of that? How strange.

                              I also recommend the Cat Castles book. Cardboard castles etc for the discerning feline

                              https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541810/cat-castles-by-carin-oliver/

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                #79

                                @alice that might be why they seem so pissed for no reason all the time.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                  #80

                                  @alice I'm glad I'm not the only one searching for that information.

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                    #81

                                    @alice it seems most normal people don't browse the web anymore. They just ask ChatGPT for everything instead.

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                                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                      #82

                                      @alice I ask myself that question all the time.

                                      I use pi-hole and in-browser ad-blockers (uBlock Origin in Firefox). My phone is set up to always be connected to my home network via VPN while I'm out and about, so any browsing goes through my home network and is filtered by pi-hole.

                                      My only pain point are Youtube ads on my Apple TV. I don't watch YT but my daughter does, and the ads on that are absolutely obnoxious.

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                                      • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                                        @alice @DavidNielsen

                                        We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
                                        This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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                                        #83

                                        @Landsil @alice @DavidNielsen bet the cat is fuming he doesn't get to play with that yarn ball 😆

                                        Seriously tho spinning pet hair is cool af

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                          #84

                                          @alice just loading CNN.COM completely kills my WORKSTATION CLASS DELL PRECISION DESKTOP at work lol yeah it’s bad out there dis timeline fml

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