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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

    Well. She just married Kyle.

    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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    #11

    @futurebird I had a girlfriend from Canada who I met on #fidonet back in the yesteryear and that was fun but terrible on my family's long distance bill. We never married but she was definitely a real person, though heck if I know which parts were real and which parts were not. I'm just glad for the happy memories.

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

      Well. She just married Kyle.

      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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      #12

      @futurebird

      https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

        I really doubted he existed at all.

        But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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        #13

        @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          @MCDuncanLab @Moss

          I mean it can't be that hard... maybe?

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          #14

          @futurebird @MCDuncanLab @Moss

          Handwriting analysis should be able to clear up any doubts.

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

            "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

            We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

            Well. She just married Kyle.

            KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

            asakiyume@wandering.shopA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #15

            @futurebird ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

              I really doubted he existed at all.

              But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

              vivtek@indieweb.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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              #16

              @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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              • vivtek@indieweb.socialV vivtek@indieweb.social

                @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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                #17

                @vivtek

                I am not a Kyle truther.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                  "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                  We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                  Well. She just married Kyle.

                  KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

                  wearwolf@kind.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #18

                  @futurebird yay

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                    Well. She just married Kyle.

                    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                    #19

                    @futurebird gasp. Canadians are REAL??

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                      #20

                      @futurebird that is both really wild, and frikken adorable. 😂❤️

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        @vivtek

                        I am not a Kyle truther.

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                        #21

                        @futurebird @vivtek That just made me chortle out loud.

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                          #22

                          @futurebird Thanks for participating on my giveaway. You have been selected on X among our lucky winners. Kindly ''FOLLOW''' and Type ''YES''' to proceed

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            @Moss

                            Nah. She's not on social media.

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                            #23

                            @futurebird @Moss to be fair, if she gets this kind of result from participating in a postcard exchange, the world of social media is not ready for her.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                              I really doubted he existed at all.

                              But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                              #24

                              @futurebird Isn't the "laying of hands" a form of spiritual identification? Is your friend now a member of the Church of Kyle?

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                              • pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP pizzademon@mastodon.online

                                @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.

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                                #25

                                @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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                                • faraiwe@mstdn.socialF faraiwe@mstdn.social

                                  @futurebird gasp. Canadians are REAL??

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                                  #26

                                  @faraiwe

                                  They had better be. I'm counting on it.

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                    Well. She just married Kyle.

                                    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                    #27

                                    @futurebird
                                    One of my teachers once told us he had a Canadian girlfriend. Then one day he told us he had a Canadian fiance, and now he lives in Canada with his Canadian wife.

                                    He got out in time. I just looked him up and he seems to be doing well for himself.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #28

                                      @futurebird
                                      The twist is that Kyle was real, but Cricket was a figment of your imagination. In fact, are you real? Am I real? Oh god, I'm coming down!

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        @vivtek

                                        I am not a Kyle truther.

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                                        #29

                                        @futurebird this smacks of Kyle-collusion. Kylusion.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                          #30

                                          @futurebird @SRLevine This sounds like the book Canadian Boyfriend. It's a decent book.

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