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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

    Well. She just married Kyle.

    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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    #20

    @futurebird that is both really wild, and frikken adorable. 😂❤️

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      @vivtek

      I am not a Kyle truther.

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      #21

      @futurebird @vivtek That just made me chortle out loud.

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

        Well. She just married Kyle.

        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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        #22

        @futurebird Thanks for participating on my giveaway. You have been selected on X among our lucky winners. Kindly ''FOLLOW''' and Type ''YES''' to proceed

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          @Moss

          Nah. She's not on social media.

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          #23

          @futurebird @Moss to be fair, if she gets this kind of result from participating in a postcard exchange, the world of social media is not ready for her.

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

            I really doubted he existed at all.

            But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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            #24

            @futurebird Isn't the "laying of hands" a form of spiritual identification? Is your friend now a member of the Church of Kyle?

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            • pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP pizzademon@mastodon.online

              @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.

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              #25

              @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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              • faraiwe@mstdn.socialF faraiwe@mstdn.social

                @futurebird gasp. Canadians are REAL??

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                #26

                @faraiwe

                They had better be. I'm counting on it.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                  "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                  We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                  Well. She just married Kyle.

                  KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                  #27

                  @futurebird
                  One of my teachers once told us he had a Canadian girlfriend. Then one day he told us he had a Canadian fiance, and now he lives in Canada with his Canadian wife.

                  He got out in time. I just looked him up and he seems to be doing well for himself.

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                    Well. She just married Kyle.

                    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                    #28

                    @futurebird
                    The twist is that Kyle was real, but Cricket was a figment of your imagination. In fact, are you real? Am I real? Oh god, I'm coming down!

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      @vivtek

                      I am not a Kyle truther.

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                      #29

                      @futurebird this smacks of Kyle-collusion. Kylusion.

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                        #30

                        @futurebird @SRLevine This sounds like the book Canadian Boyfriend. It's a decent book.

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                          #31

                          @futurebird
                          "Listen, before we get married, there's one thing you have to do for me."

                          "Of course, name it."

                          "You need to legally change your name to Kyle and memorize this entire backstory."

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                            "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                            We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                            Well. She just married Kyle.

                            KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                            #32

                            @futurebird As a Brit, the thing I’m most sceptical about is that someone might be called “Cricket”. 🙂

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                              "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                              We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                              Well. She just married Kyle.

                              KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                              #33

                              @futurebird boyfriends from canada are real, I was one at some point

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                Well. She just married Kyle.

                                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                #34

                                @futurebird
                                Oh wow, this just reminded me of the film "Muriel's Wedding." Classic Toni Collette comedy, well worth a visit.
                                https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110598/

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                                  I really doubted he existed at all.

                                  But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                                  #35

                                  @futurebird Kyle is real; Canada is fake

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                    Well. She just married Kyle.

                                    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                    #36

                                    @futurebird LOL what

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #37

                                      @futurebird lol I did that myself

                                      my boyfriend really did live a couple of hours away and he really did work ungodly hours

                                      and sometimes he couldn't make it over for stuff, and vice versa

                                      and we really did get married!

                                      and all those other things are still true but he's like 4 years from retirement and vested in a good pension plan so we're just gonna keep commuting for now 😆

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                        #38

                                        @futurebird I play hockey with Kyle all the time.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                          #39

                                          @futurebird
                                          …and now Cricket gets to move to Canada, so has the last laugh.

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