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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

    Well. She just married Kyle.

    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

    beckermatic@pleroma.arielbecker.comB moss@beige.partyM xxyxxy@sfba.socialX girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG futurebird@sauropods.winF 37 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

      Well. She just married Kyle.

      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

      beckermatic@pleroma.arielbecker.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #2

      Kyle Reese?

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

        Well. She just married Kyle.

        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

        moss@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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        @futurebird wait though did she announce the marriage on Instagram and he has six fingers?

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

          Well. She just married Kyle.

          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

          xxyxxy@sfba.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          Haha! Go Cricket! @futurebird

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          • moss@beige.partyM moss@beige.party

            @futurebird wait though did she announce the marriage on Instagram and he has six fingers?

            futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @Moss

            Nah. She's not on social media.

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

              "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

              We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

              Well. She just married Kyle.

              KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

              girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @futurebird I love this so much.

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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                @Moss

                Nah. She's not on social media.

                mcduncanlab@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @futurebird @Moss

                Are you sure she hasn’t spent her adult life dating Canadian men named Kyle?

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                  "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                  We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                  Well. She just married Kyle.

                  KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

                  futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                  I really doubted he existed at all.

                  But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

                  pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP vivtek@indieweb.socialV colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.networkC sakhavi@aoir.socialS burn_this_@beige.partyB 8 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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                  • mcduncanlab@mstdn.socialM mcduncanlab@mstdn.social

                    @futurebird @Moss

                    Are you sure she hasn’t spent her adult life dating Canadian men named Kyle?

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                    #9

                    @MCDuncanLab @Moss

                    I mean it can't be that hard... maybe?

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

                      esvrld@normal.styleE This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #10

                      @futurebird truly it's the post-truth era

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                        #11

                        @futurebird I had a girlfriend from Canada who I met on #fidonet back in the yesteryear and that was fun but terrible on my family's long distance bill. We never married but she was definitely a real person, though heck if I know which parts were real and which parts were not. I'm just glad for the happy memories.

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

                          stevegis_ssg@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @futurebird

                          https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                            I really doubted he existed at all.

                            But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                            #13

                            @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              @MCDuncanLab @Moss

                              I mean it can't be that hard... maybe?

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                              @futurebird @MCDuncanLab @Moss

                              Handwriting analysis should be able to clear up any doubts.

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                Well. She just married Kyle.

                                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

                                asakiyume@wandering.shopA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #15

                                @futurebird ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                                  I really doubted he existed at all.

                                  But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                                  #16

                                  @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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                                  • vivtek@indieweb.socialV vivtek@indieweb.social

                                    @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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                                    #17

                                    @vivtek

                                    I am not a Kyle truther.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #18

                                      @futurebird yay

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                        #19

                                        @futurebird gasp. Canadians are REAL??

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                          #20

                                          @futurebird that is both really wild, and frikken adorable. 😂❤️

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