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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • moss@beige.partyM moss@beige.party

    @futurebird wait though did she announce the marriage on Instagram and he has six fingers?

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    @Moss

    Nah. She's not on social media.

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

      Well. She just married Kyle.

      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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      #6

      @futurebird I love this so much.

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        @Moss

        Nah. She's not on social media.

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        @futurebird @Moss

        Are you sure she hasn’t spent her adult life dating Canadian men named Kyle?

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

          Well. She just married Kyle.

          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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          #8

          Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

          I really doubted he existed at all.

          But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

          pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP vivtek@indieweb.socialV colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.networkC sakhavi@aoir.socialS burn_this_@beige.partyB 8 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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          • mcduncanlab@mstdn.socialM mcduncanlab@mstdn.social

            @futurebird @Moss

            Are you sure she hasn’t spent her adult life dating Canadian men named Kyle?

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            #9

            @MCDuncanLab @Moss

            I mean it can't be that hard... maybe?

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

              "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

              We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

              Well. She just married Kyle.

              KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

              esvrld@normal.styleE This user is from outside of this forum
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              #10

              @futurebird truly it's the post-truth era

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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                Well. She just married Kyle.

                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                #11

                @futurebird I had a girlfriend from Canada who I met on #fidonet back in the yesteryear and that was fun but terrible on my family's long distance bill. We never married but she was definitely a real person, though heck if I know which parts were real and which parts were not. I'm just glad for the happy memories.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                  "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                  We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                  Well. She just married Kyle.

                  KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                  #12

                  @futurebird

                  https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                    I really doubted he existed at all.

                    But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                    #13

                    @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      @MCDuncanLab @Moss

                      I mean it can't be that hard... maybe?

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                      #14

                      @futurebird @MCDuncanLab @Moss

                      Handwriting analysis should be able to clear up any doubts.

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                        #15

                        @futurebird ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                          I really doubted he existed at all.

                          But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                          #16

                          @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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                          • vivtek@indieweb.socialV vivtek@indieweb.social

                            @futurebird Is this someone you trust? So far all you have is hearsay.

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                            #17

                            @vivtek

                            I am not a Kyle truther.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                              "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                              We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                              Well. She just married Kyle.

                              KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                              #18

                              @futurebird yay

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                Well. She just married Kyle.

                                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                #19

                                @futurebird gasp. Canadians are REAL??

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                  "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                  We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                  Well. She just married Kyle.

                                  KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                  #20

                                  @futurebird that is both really wild, and frikken adorable. 😂❤️

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    @vivtek

                                    I am not a Kyle truther.

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                                    #21

                                    @futurebird @vivtek That just made me chortle out loud.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #22

                                      @futurebird Thanks for participating on my giveaway. You have been selected on X among our lucky winners. Kindly ''FOLLOW''' and Type ''YES''' to proceed

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        @Moss

                                        Nah. She's not on social media.

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                                        #23

                                        @futurebird @Moss to be fair, if she gets this kind of result from participating in a postcard exchange, the world of social media is not ready for her.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                                          I really doubted he existed at all.

                                          But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                                          #24

                                          @futurebird Isn't the "laying of hands" a form of spiritual identification? Is your friend now a member of the Church of Kyle?

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