Coder so old my #CPAN account is literally "MICHAEL".

I pay the bills with #technical_translation, mostly German to English, but I also work from French, Spanish, Italian, Hungarian, and on occasion Portuguese or Dutch.

I've lived in #PuertoRico off and on since 2004, and now own and live on a #coffee farm working on land tending #robotics and - very eventually - harvest.

My wife is #Hungarian and a theoretical physicist with a side gig in banana bread biscotti.