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Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

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  • meowthias@mastodon.worldM meowthias@mastodon.world

    @MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.

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    #11

    @Meowthias
    Cool flowers, aren't they?

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    • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

      Gonna be writing a lot of dumb poems today

      bagofnails@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #12

      @MaryAustinBooks

      No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.

      It's all I have to bring to-day,
      This, and my heart beside,
      This, and my heart, and all the fields,
      And all the meadows wide,
      Be sure you count, should I forget,----
      Some one the sun could tell,----
      This, and my heart. and all the bees
      Which in the clover dwell.

      "You have a great poem writing day"

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      • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

        BACKING HER UP

        Roses are red,
        Chocolates are sweet
        Can we not snort cocaine
        Off of toilet seats

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        #13

        Roses are red
        My girl is a floof
        Pets' love is endless
        She's living proof

        maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM karen5lund@mastodon.socialK 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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        • bagofnails@mastodon.socialB bagofnails@mastodon.social

          @MaryAustinBooks

          No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.

          It's all I have to bring to-day,
          This, and my heart beside,
          This, and my heart, and all the fields,
          And all the meadows wide,
          Be sure you count, should I forget,----
          Some one the sun could tell,----
          This, and my heart. and all the bees
          Which in the clover dwell.

          "You have a great poem writing day"

          maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #14

          @BagOfNails
          I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.

          I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.

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          • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

            @BagOfNails
            I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.

            I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.

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            #15

            @MaryAustinBooks

            Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!

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            • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

              Roses are red
              My girl is a floof
              Pets' love is endless
              She's living proof

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              #16

              People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

              Roses are red, violets are blue

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              • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                Roses are red
                My girl is a floof
                Pets' love is endless
                She's living proof

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                #17

                @MaryAustinBooks B❤️❤️ P!

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                • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                  People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

                  Roses are red, violets are blue

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                  #18

                  "I am the Master Race,
                  All others are worms
                  Here is a plastic vial
                  Of my sperm."

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                  • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                    @Meowthias
                    Cool flowers, aren't they?

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                    #19

                    @MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

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                    • meowthias@mastodon.worldM meowthias@mastodon.world

                      @MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

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                      #20

                      @Meowthias
                      Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

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                      • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                        "I am the Master Race,
                        All others are worms
                        Here is a plastic vial
                        Of my sperm."

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                        #21

                        Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

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                        • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                          Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

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                          #22

                          I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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                          • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                            Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

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                            #23

                            @MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao

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                            • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                              Roses are red,
                              Diphylleia grayi are clear

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                              #24

                              @MaryAustinBooks

                              Diphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:

                              Ohayō gozaimasu 🌹☘️

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                              • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                                I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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                                #25

                                #Wildlife accounts are killing it today

                                #ValentinesDay

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                                • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                                  Roses are red,
                                  Diphylleia grayi are clear

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                                  #26

                                  @MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
                                  Division by zero error.

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                                  • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                                    #Wildlife accounts are killing it today

                                    #ValentinesDay

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                                    #27

                                    Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

                                    Roses are red
                                    Trump is stank
                                    Let's run over Viktor Orban
                                    With a tank

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                                    • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                                      Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

                                      Roses are red
                                      Trump is stank
                                      Let's run over Viktor Orban
                                      With a tank

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                                      #28

                                      I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

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                                      • fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF fritzadalis@infosec.exchange

                                        @MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
                                        Division by zero error.

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                                        #29

                                        @FritzAdalis @catsalad
                                        Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts.

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                                        • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                                          I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

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                                          #30

                                          So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?

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