Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

@MaryAustinBooks B️️ P!

"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."

@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? ‍️

@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao

@MaryAustinBooks

Diphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:

Ohayō gozaimasu ️

#Wildlife accounts are killing it today

#ValentinesDay

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
Division by zero error.

Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tank

I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

@FritzAdalis @catsalad
Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts.

So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?

@MaryAustinBooks yes

@MaryAustinBooks

People who skip parties altogether save several weeks a year.

@MaryAustinBooks Wow those people are going to way too many parties, I save a lot more days a year than that.

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