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Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

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  • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

    Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

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    #22

    I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

      Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

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      #23

      @MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao

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      • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

        Roses are red,
        Diphylleia grayi are clear

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        #24

        @MaryAustinBooks

        Diphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:

        Ohayō gozaimasu 🌹☘️

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        • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

          I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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          #25

          #Wildlife accounts are killing it today

          #ValentinesDay

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          • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

            Roses are red,
            Diphylleia grayi are clear

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            #26

            @MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
            Division by zero error.

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            • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

              #Wildlife accounts are killing it today

              #ValentinesDay

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              #27

              Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

              Roses are red
              Trump is stank
              Let's run over Viktor Orban
              With a tank

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              • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

                Roses are red
                Trump is stank
                Let's run over Viktor Orban
                With a tank

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                #28

                I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

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                • fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF fritzadalis@infosec.exchange

                  @MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
                  Division by zero error.

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                  #29

                  @FritzAdalis @catsalad
                  Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts.

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                  • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                    I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

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                    #30

                    So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?

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                    • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                      BECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:

                      roses are great,
                      marigolds are orange
                      let's defenestrate
                      someone who's orange

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                      #31

                      @MaryAustinBooks yes

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                      • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                        Roses are red,
                        Diphylleia grayi are clear

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                        #32

                        @MaryAustinBooks

                        People who skip parties altogether save several weeks a year.

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                        • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                          Roses are red,
                          Diphylleia grayi are clear

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                          #33

                          @MaryAustinBooks Wow those people are going to way too many parties, I save a lot more days a year than that. 😉

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                          • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                            So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?

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                            #34

                            @MaryAustinBooks 😂

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