Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear
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BECAUSE I'M DOING ICE WATCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY
I've got a camera
You've got a gun
And you're the one frightened
ICE watch is fun!GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH
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GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH
BACKING HER UP
Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seats -
Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clear@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.
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@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.
@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they? -
Gonna be writing a lot of dumb poems today
No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.
It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell."You have a great poem writing day"
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BACKING HER UP
Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seatsRoses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof -
No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.
It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell."You have a great poem writing day"
@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.
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@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.
Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!
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Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proofPeople be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:
Roses are red, violets are blue
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Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof@MaryAustinBooks B
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People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:
Roses are red, violets are blue
"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm." -
@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they?@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.
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@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.
@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi. -
"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot?
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clearDiphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:
Ohayō gozaimasu
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I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot?
️#Wildlife accounts are killing it today
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clear@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
Division by zero error. -
#Wildlife accounts are killing it today
Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.
Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tank
