Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

Gonna be writing a lot of dumb poems today

THE MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC

roses are red
good men vote blue
if you are a "moderate"
we aren't dating you

THEY ARE DOING THIS IN MINNEAPOLIS:

roses are red,
violets are nice
let's go throw
purple dildos at ice

BECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:

roses are great,
marigolds are orange
let's defenestrate
someone who's orange

I did say "stupid," did I not?

BECAUSE I'M DOING ICE WATCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY

I've got a camera
You've got a gun
And you're the one frightened
ICE watch is fun!

GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH

BACKING HER UP

Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seats

@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.

@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they?

@MaryAustinBooks

No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.

It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell.

"You have a great poem writing day"

Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof

@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.

I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.

@MaryAustinBooks

Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!

People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

Roses are red, violets are blue

@MaryAustinBooks B️️ P!

"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."

@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like: