Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.

@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they?

@MaryAustinBooks

No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.

It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell.

"You have a great poem writing day"

Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof

@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.

I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.

@MaryAustinBooks

Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!

People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

Roses are red, violets are blue

@MaryAustinBooks B️️ P!

"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."

@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? ‍️

@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao

@MaryAustinBooks

Diphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:

Ohayō gozaimasu ️

#Wildlife accounts are killing it today

#ValentinesDay

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
Division by zero error.

Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tank

I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

@FritzAdalis @catsalad
Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts.