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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

    Well. She just married Kyle.

    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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    #44

    @futurebird

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    • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

      @futurebird this smacks of Kyle-collusion. Kylusion.

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      #45

      @mycrowgirl

      did you just

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

        Well. She just married Kyle.

        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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        #46

        @futurebird ngl if you were telling me this story I would have stopped you at “Cricket” and asked more about the girl

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

          Well. She just married Kyle.

          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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          #47

          @futurebird Once upon a time, I was someone’s Canadian girlfriend

          Also often thought to be imaginary

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

            "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

            We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

            Well. She just married Kyle.

            KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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            #48

            @futurebird Omg that is hilarious. Poor Cricket 😆

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            • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

              @futurebird I play hockey with Kyle all the time.

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              #49

              @johnefrancis @futurebird
              😂 🇨🇦 😂

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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                Well. She just married Kyle.

                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                #50

                @futurebird

                Obligatory

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                  I really doubted he existed at all.

                  But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                  #51

                  @futurebird We can't rule out conceptual embodiment. Has Cricket recently participated in any expeditions to The Void?

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                  • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

                    @futurebird I play hockey with Kyle all the time.

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                    #52

                    @johnefrancis @futurebird Wait that Kyle in Canada who was always talking about his mystery girlfriend??

                    I didn't think she was real.

                    Kyle makes a mean poutine, great after hockey practice.

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                    • smithkm@mastodon.socialS smithkm@mastodon.social

                      @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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                      #53

                      @smithkm @PizzaDemon @futurebird Obligatory:

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

                      #KidsInTheHall #KITH #CanadianContent

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                      • bougiewonderland@freeradical.zoneB bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone

                        @futurebird Once upon a time, I was someone’s Canadian girlfriend

                        Also often thought to be imaginary

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                        #54

                        @bougiewonderland @futurebird Me, too! I was (more than once) someone's Canadian girlfriend and often assumed to be imaginary.

                        Canadian Girlfriends Unite! 🍁

                        #TeamCanadianGirlfriends

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                        • ashmire@pagan.plusA ashmire@pagan.plus

                          @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird It's uncommon, but not unheard of as a name in the US. Crickets are viewed as cheerful creatures and sometimes considered good luck.

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                          @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird
                          For the benefit of our American cousins: Cricket is a 'game' 'played' between two teams. A player on one team is armed with a club, and a player from the other team repeated throws a rock at him, basically trying to kill him. For some strange reason the chap with the club isn't allowed to hit the rock thrower with his club.

                          It does seem weird that American parents might choose to name a daughter Cricket!

                          [@keefeglise for more details] [+baseball/rounders]

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                            I really doubted he existed at all.

                            But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                            #56

                            @futurebird@miniature@sauropods.win

                            http://my-girlfriend-who-lives-in-canada.urbanup.com/1069400

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              @mycrowgirl

                              did you just

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                              #57

                              @futurebird @mycrowgirl How big is Kyle? Does he qualify as Big Kyle?

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                              • hitsuyonai@mastodon.onlineH hitsuyonai@mastodon.online

                                @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird
                                For the benefit of our American cousins: Cricket is a 'game' 'played' between two teams. A player on one team is armed with a club, and a player from the other team repeated throws a rock at him, basically trying to kill him. For some strange reason the chap with the club isn't allowed to hit the rock thrower with his club.

                                It does seem weird that American parents might choose to name a daughter Cricket!

                                [@keefeglise for more details] [+baseball/rounders]

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                                #58

                                @hitsuyonai @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @keefeglise

                                It's a lovely name for a girl. Like Myrmica or Coleoptera (Colie for short)

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                                • smithkm@mastodon.socialS smithkm@mastodon.social

                                  @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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                                  #59

                                  @smithkm @PizzaDemon @futurebird Canadians never have two first names?

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                                  • thevoidtlmb@social.vivaldi.netT thevoidtlmb@social.vivaldi.net

                                    @futurebird As a Brit, the thing I’m most sceptical about is that someone might be called “Cricket”. 🙂

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                                    #60

                                    @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird That got me stumped too until I remembered that they're all a bit batty over there.

                                    #dadjoke

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #61

                                      @futurebird

                                      Love wins.

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        @mycrowgirl

                                        did you just

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                                        #62

                                        @futurebird I did. That.

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                                        • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

                                          @futurebird I did. That.

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                                          #63

                                          @futurebird possibly even a full kylespiracy.

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