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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

    "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

    We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

    Well. She just married Kyle.

    KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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    #47

    @futurebird Once upon a time, I was someone’s Canadian girlfriend

    Also often thought to be imaginary

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

      Well. She just married Kyle.

      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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      #48

      @futurebird Omg that is hilarious. Poor Cricket 😆

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      • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

        @futurebird I play hockey with Kyle all the time.

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        #49

        @johnefrancis @futurebird
        😂 🇨🇦 😂

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

          Well. She just married Kyle.

          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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          #50

          @futurebird

          Obligatory

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

            I really doubted he existed at all.

            But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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            #51

            @futurebird We can't rule out conceptual embodiment. Has Cricket recently participated in any expeditions to The Void?

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            • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

              @futurebird I play hockey with Kyle all the time.

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              #52

              @johnefrancis @futurebird Wait that Kyle in Canada who was always talking about his mystery girlfriend??

              I didn't think she was real.

              Kyle makes a mean poutine, great after hockey practice.

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              • smithkm@mastodon.socialS smithkm@mastodon.social

                @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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                #53

                @smithkm @PizzaDemon @futurebird Obligatory:

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

                #KidsInTheHall #KITH #CanadianContent

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                • bougiewonderland@freeradical.zoneB bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone

                  @futurebird Once upon a time, I was someone’s Canadian girlfriend

                  Also often thought to be imaginary

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                  #54

                  @bougiewonderland @futurebird Me, too! I was (more than once) someone's Canadian girlfriend and often assumed to be imaginary.

                  Canadian Girlfriends Unite! 🍁

                  #TeamCanadianGirlfriends

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                  • ashmire@pagan.plusA ashmire@pagan.plus

                    @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird It's uncommon, but not unheard of as a name in the US. Crickets are viewed as cheerful creatures and sometimes considered good luck.

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                    #55

                    @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird
                    For the benefit of our American cousins: Cricket is a 'game' 'played' between two teams. A player on one team is armed with a club, and a player from the other team repeated throws a rock at him, basically trying to kill him. For some strange reason the chap with the club isn't allowed to hit the rock thrower with his club.

                    It does seem weird that American parents might choose to name a daughter Cricket!

                    [@keefeglise for more details] [+baseball/rounders]

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      Kyle was like bigfoot. Whenever we were supposed to get to meet him something would happen.

                      I really doubted he existed at all.

                      But I know someone who went to the wedding and laid a hand on Kyle. He's real.

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                      #56

                      @futurebird@miniature@sauropods.win

                      http://my-girlfriend-who-lives-in-canada.urbanup.com/1069400

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        @mycrowgirl

                        did you just

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                        #57

                        @futurebird @mycrowgirl How big is Kyle? Does he qualify as Big Kyle?

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                        • hitsuyonai@mastodon.onlineH hitsuyonai@mastodon.online

                          @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird
                          For the benefit of our American cousins: Cricket is a 'game' 'played' between two teams. A player on one team is armed with a club, and a player from the other team repeated throws a rock at him, basically trying to kill him. For some strange reason the chap with the club isn't allowed to hit the rock thrower with his club.

                          It does seem weird that American parents might choose to name a daughter Cricket!

                          [@keefeglise for more details] [+baseball/rounders]

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                          #58

                          @hitsuyonai @Ashmire @TheVoidTLMB @keefeglise

                          It's a lovely name for a girl. Like Myrmica or Coleoptera (Colie for short)

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                          • smithkm@mastodon.socialS smithkm@mastodon.social

                            @PizzaDemon @futurebird No, 70% are named Dave so the numbers wouldn't add up if 40% were Kyle.

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                            #59

                            @smithkm @PizzaDemon @futurebird Canadians never have two first names?

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                            • thevoidtlmb@social.vivaldi.netT thevoidtlmb@social.vivaldi.net

                              @futurebird As a Brit, the thing I’m most sceptical about is that someone might be called “Cricket”. 🙂

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                              #60

                              @TheVoidTLMB @futurebird That got me stumped too until I remembered that they're all a bit batty over there.

                              #dadjoke

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                Well. She just married Kyle.

                                KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                #61

                                @futurebird

                                Love wins.

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  @mycrowgirl

                                  did you just

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                                  #62

                                  @futurebird I did. That.

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                                  • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

                                    @futurebird I did. That.

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                                    #63

                                    @futurebird possibly even a full kylespiracy.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                      "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                      We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                      Well. She just married Kyle.

                                      KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                      #64

                                      @futurebird I had a Canadian girlfriend once. We met at a Washington state park one hot summer day. She was definitely a girl, but we were actually just friends (and exchanged letter for several years).

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                        "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                        We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                        Well. She just married Kyle.

                                        KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                        #65

                                        @futurebird

                                        Perhaps Kyle is an Alien in disguise.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"

                                          "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card."

                                          We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake.

                                          Well. She just married Kyle.

                                          KYLE WAS REAL ALL ALONG.

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                                          #66

                                          @futurebird so basically bullying her coz you didnt believe her. Nice.

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