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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #72

    @alice jesus

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

      brentguernsey@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #73

      @alice

      "59,196 tracking attempts blocked in the past seven days." -- DuckDuckGo on my phone.

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      • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
        iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
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        #74

        @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

        iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbtC 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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        • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

          @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

          iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI This user is from outside of this forum
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          #75

          @alice also, very much expect to not get what you went in for.

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

            harmoniousanger@zeroes.caH This user is from outside of this forum
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            #76

            @alice Slowly.

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            • iwillyeah@mastodon.ieI iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

              @alice oh that? Yeah, it's like running into burning building. Get in, get what you need, get out. Try and stay safe, expect to take damage.

              crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbtC This user is from outside of this forum
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              #77

              @Iwillyeah @alice try not to breathe

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

                Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

                I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

                Like a perfectly normal person.

                I'm now the proud owner of this.

                Like a perfectly normal person.

                thirstybear@agilodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                #78

                @alice @DavidNielsen @samir You mean not everyone owns a copy of that? How strange.

                I also recommend the Cat Castles book. Cardboard castles etc for the discerning feline

                https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541810/cat-castles-by-carin-oliver/

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                  jaykass@mastodon.onlineJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #79

                  @alice that might be why they seem so pissed for no reason all the time.

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                    cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizzaC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #80

                    @alice I'm glad I'm not the only one searching for that information.

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                      jhamre@oslo.townJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #81

                      @alice it seems most normal people don't browse the web anymore. They just ask ChatGPT for everything instead.

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                        rainynight65@aus.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #82

                        @alice I ask myself that question all the time.

                        I use pi-hole and in-browser ad-blockers (uBlock Origin in Firefox). My phone is set up to always be connected to my home network via VPN while I'm out and about, so any browsing goes through my home network and is filtered by pi-hole.

                        My only pain point are Youtube ads on my Apple TV. I don't watch YT but my daughter does, and the ads on that are absolutely obnoxious.

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                        • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                          @alice @DavidNielsen

                          We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
                          This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

                          renardboy@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #83

                          @Landsil @alice @DavidNielsen bet the cat is fuming he doesn't get to play with that yarn ball 😆

                          Seriously tho spinning pet hair is cool af

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                            happystardiaz@gladtech.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #84

                            @alice just loading CNN.COM completely kills my WORKSTATION CLASS DELL PRECISION DESKTOP at work lol yeah it’s bad out there dis timeline fml

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                              endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #85

                              @alice
                              With their CPU fans going to the fucking moon

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                              • sebastienlugan@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #86

                                @alice @miss_rodent
                                Exactly the same here. And we're not even speaking of the extra CPU/GPU usage (JS, video ads... if not crypto miners). Ads blockers frequently increase the autonomy of a laptop and reduce its noise (CPU fan) 😊

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                  fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #87

                                  @alice They don't. They spend almost all of their time on apps that use the internet for them.

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                    503bartley@pdx.social5 This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #88

                                    @alice Not without Waterfox and these extensions
                                    AdBlocker for YouTube
                                    Privacy Badger
                                    Facebook Container
                                    Facebook Direct Links
                                    Hide Google AI Overviews
                                    Qwant^h^h^h^h^h Startpage Search Engine (Europe based)
                                    Tracking and Ad Removal on Facebook

                                    Alternative providers https://goeuropean.org & https://docs.proton.me/doc?mode=open-url&token=NR710FE3MW#FgIAeN9UoR91

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                                    • rainynight65@aus.socialR rainynight65@aus.social

                                      @alice I ask myself that question all the time.

                                      I use pi-hole and in-browser ad-blockers (uBlock Origin in Firefox). My phone is set up to always be connected to my home network via VPN while I'm out and about, so any browsing goes through my home network and is filtered by pi-hole.

                                      My only pain point are Youtube ads on my Apple TV. I don't watch YT but my daughter does, and the ads on that are absolutely obnoxious.

                                      daman_ab@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #89

                                      @rainynight65 @alice I do the same thing with pi-hole and ad-blockers. I use freetube to play youtube videos on my desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't exist on apple tv or ios. If you have a mac you could use screen sharing to display your computer screen on the apple tv. Then you can play youtube videos on a big screen without ads.

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                                      • klausfiend@dcerberus.comK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #90

                                        @alice I ask myself this question every time I sit down at my dad's computer.

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                                          h2onolan@infosec.exchangeH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #91

                                          @alice whenever the kids complain how awful the internet is off our home network i give a silent prayer of thanks to the pfsense fairy

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