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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

    Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

    I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

    I'm now the proud owner of this.

    Like a perfectly normal person.

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    #78

    @alice @DavidNielsen @samir You mean not everyone owns a copy of that? How strange.

    I also recommend the Cat Castles book. Cardboard castles etc for the discerning feline

    https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541810/cat-castles-by-carin-oliver/

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

      jaykass@mastodon.onlineJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #79

      @alice that might be why they seem so pissed for no reason all the time.

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

        cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizzaC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #80

        @alice I'm glad I'm not the only one searching for that information.

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

          jhamre@oslo.townJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #81

          @alice it seems most normal people don't browse the web anymore. They just ask ChatGPT for everything instead.

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

            rainynight65@aus.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #82

            @alice I ask myself that question all the time.

            I use pi-hole and in-browser ad-blockers (uBlock Origin in Firefox). My phone is set up to always be connected to my home network via VPN while I'm out and about, so any browsing goes through my home network and is filtered by pi-hole.

            My only pain point are Youtube ads on my Apple TV. I don't watch YT but my daughter does, and the ads on that are absolutely obnoxious.

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            • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

              @alice @DavidNielsen

              We had a little felt cat made out of our previous cat's hair.
              This one isn't finished yet but it will probably be a hat.

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              #83

              @Landsil @alice @DavidNielsen bet the cat is fuming he doesn't get to play with that yarn ball 😆

              Seriously tho spinning pet hair is cool af

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                happystardiaz@gladtech.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                #84

                @alice just loading CNN.COM completely kills my WORKSTATION CLASS DELL PRECISION DESKTOP at work lol yeah it’s bad out there dis timeline fml

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                  endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #85

                  @alice
                  With their CPU fans going to the fucking moon

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                  • sebastienlugan@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #86

                    @alice @miss_rodent
                    Exactly the same here. And we're not even speaking of the extra CPU/GPU usage (JS, video ads... if not crypto miners). Ads blockers frequently increase the autonomy of a laptop and reduce its noise (CPU fan) 😊

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

                      fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #87

                      @alice They don't. They spend almost all of their time on apps that use the internet for them.

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                        #88

                        @alice Not without Waterfox and these extensions
                        AdBlocker for YouTube
                        Privacy Badger
                        Facebook Container
                        Facebook Direct Links
                        Hide Google AI Overviews
                        Qwant^h^h^h^h^h Startpage Search Engine (Europe based)
                        Tracking and Ad Removal on Facebook

                        Alternative providers https://goeuropean.org & https://docs.proton.me/doc?mode=open-url&token=NR710FE3MW#FgIAeN9UoR91

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                        • rainynight65@aus.socialR rainynight65@aus.social

                          @alice I ask myself that question all the time.

                          I use pi-hole and in-browser ad-blockers (uBlock Origin in Firefox). My phone is set up to always be connected to my home network via VPN while I'm out and about, so any browsing goes through my home network and is filtered by pi-hole.

                          My only pain point are Youtube ads on my Apple TV. I don't watch YT but my daughter does, and the ads on that are absolutely obnoxious.

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                          #89

                          @rainynight65 @alice I do the same thing with pi-hole and ad-blockers. I use freetube to play youtube videos on my desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't exist on apple tv or ios. If you have a mac you could use screen sharing to display your computer screen on the apple tv. Then you can play youtube videos on a big screen without ads.

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                            #90

                            @alice I ask myself this question every time I sit down at my dad's computer.

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                              #91

                              @alice whenever the kids complain how awful the internet is off our home network i give a silent prayer of thanks to the pfsense fairy

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                              • daman_ab@mastodon.onlineD daman_ab@mastodon.online

                                @rainynight65 @alice I do the same thing with pi-hole and ad-blockers. I use freetube to play youtube videos on my desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't exist on apple tv or ios. If you have a mac you could use screen sharing to display your computer screen on the apple tv. Then you can play youtube videos on a big screen without ads.

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                                #92

                                @daman_ab @alice

                                Screensharing is not really an option for my daughter to use. I also tried Yattee but it is outdated and suffers from serious usability issues. I've just set up iSponsorBlockTV, that seems to work quite well in at least auto-muting and auto-skipping YT ads.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                  #93

                                  @alice funny you should ask! Highly detailed info on exactly how ordinary people browse the internet is available in summary, statistical, and individual profiles per-supposedly -anonymized user. For a surprisingly small fee. 🫣

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                                  • renardboy@mastodon.socialR renardboy@mastodon.social

                                    @Landsil @alice @DavidNielsen bet the cat is fuming he doesn't get to play with that yarn ball 😆

                                    Seriously tho spinning pet hair is cool af

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                                    #94

                                    @renardboy @Landsil @alice perhaps I should take up that hobby, I have a #GoldenRetriever, she sheds like crazy, I could make so many sweaters.

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                                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                      God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                      #95

                                      @alice
                                      The last time my wife handed me her phone to look at something in her web browser I asked if she needed anything in the open tabs. There were so many that Chrome no longer listed the number. I then had to disable notifications from who knows how many websites. It's probably time for me to do that again for her.

                                      She's resistant to any kind of change, so changing browsers or adding a VPN is out of the question for her.

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                        #96

                                        @alice@lgbtqia.space I once asked few random people. Their answer was Like "got used to them" 💀

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

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                                          #97

                                          @alice seriously, every time I have to look at a website on someone else's computer I am in shock

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