Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear
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"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot?
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clearDiphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:
Ohayō gozaimasu
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I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot?
️#Wildlife accounts are killing it today
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clear@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
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#Wildlife accounts are killing it today
Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.
Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
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Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.
Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tankI love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.
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@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
Division by zero error.@FritzAdalis @catsalad
Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts. -
I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.
So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?
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BECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:
roses are great,
marigolds are orange
let's defenestrate
someone who's orange@MaryAustinBooks yes
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clearPeople who skip parties altogether save several weeks a year.
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Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clear@MaryAustinBooks Wow those people are going to way too many parties, I save a lot more days a year than that.
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So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?
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