How to make your home more thrilling

[xenophora@mastodon.art]

@volpeon

When your house is getting either too much fiber, or not enough and only your decorator knows for sure.

[chalkllate@yeen.town]

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip in stars in time

[rndanger@infosec.exchange]

@ask @volpeon
I went looking..
"A massive boulder hovering over a staircase references Michael Heizer’s Levitated Mass at the L.A. County Museum of Art."
https://robbreport.com/shelter/celebrity-homes/gallery/aimasia-villa-mykonos-photos-1236521249/img_0667/

[rndanger@infosec.exchange]

@volpeon
So much suspense!

[gamersludge@plasmatrap.com]

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Damocles-core

[balloonpup@blimps.xyz]

@volpeon just the thing for when guests keep touching the golden statue on the plinth at the bottom of the stairs after I've told them not to.

[causeofbsod@wetdry.world]

@volpeon how to stop houseguests touching The Artifact

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@Houl @volpeon that sten sure looks tung

[amaral@tilde.zone]

@volpeon What if Dr. Jones was an architect.

[titia@toot.community]

@volpeon I never thought a house could win a Darwin Award, but.