How to make your home more thrilling

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip They've kept their Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder Day decorations up a bit late this year...

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip reminds me of that museum where you have to go under a rock to enter it

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When your house is getting either too much fiber, or not enough and only your decorator knows for sure.

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip in stars in time

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I went looking..
"A massive boulder hovering over a staircase references Michael Heizer’s Levitated Mass at the L.A. County Museum of Art."
https://robbreport.com/shelter/celebrity-homes/gallery/aimasia-villa-mykonos-photos-1236521249/img_0667/

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So much suspense!

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Damocles-core

@volpeon just the thing for when guests keep touching the golden statue on the plinth at the bottom of the stairs after I've told them not to.

@volpeon how to stop houseguests touching The Artifact

@Houl @volpeon that sten sure looks tung

@volpeon What if Dr. Jones was an architect.

@volpeon I never thought a house could win a Darwin Award, but.