How to make your home more thrilling

@volpeon It's like a modernised Indiana Jones

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip a hallway the size of a small boulder

@volpeon Boulder of Damocles

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Wait, what do you mean, you don't need a panic room, when you have a panic boulder

yeah hope it's not near a tectonic fault line...
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@volpeon Is this the new terraria update?

@volpeon sword of damocles for billionaires

@volpeon I'd spend the day looking for the partly hidden spot one has to shoot to open the lower door and rush downstairs before the now released boulder hits me.

@p @volpeon ha

@volpeon there's one of these at LACMA in Los Angeles!

@volpeon I grew up in earthquake country, and nope nope nope nope

@volpeon if the rest of my house looked like that i would sleep in the stairway hoping to get crushed

@volpeon A whole new meaning to the word "brutalist"

@volpeon boomer shooter kinda trap

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Yes. The omission of hand rails for those staircases would not be permitted in many jurisdictions. Very dangerous.

@volpeon thats no house, thats a garrys mod map!

@volpeon terrifying, i love it

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Portal Turrets would really add to this aesthetic.

@volpeon Someone has a house like that and it's not exciting enough for them.

@volpeon Who doesn't love a good chockstone?