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You where all thinking it.

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  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

    claudius@darmstadt.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #51

    @yschaeff this is bananas.

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    • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

      endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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      #52

      @yschaeff
      Tutorial vibes

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      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

        clickhere@mastodon.ieC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #53

        @yschaeff

        "Ceçi n'est pas une banane"

        🍍

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        • ruchirasdatta@mathstodon.xyzR ruchirasdatta@mathstodon.xyz

          @bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?

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          #54

          @RuchiraSDatta @bleistifterin @yschaeff Toothpick..? 🤔

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          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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            tadbithuman@mastodon.social
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            #55

            @yschaeff what device did you use?

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            • jesshurch@mastodon.scotJ jesshurch@mastodon.scot

              @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

              jamier@toot.walesJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #56

              @jesshurch @yschaeff hmmmmmm. I have a laser engraver. You’ve sent me down a very dark rabbit hole 😂

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              • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                halfpress@mastodon.halfpress.comH This user is from outside of this forum
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                #57

                @yschaeff reminds me of the time (a couple years ago) that I etched a portrait of our cat into a piece of Japanese milk bread on my old laser cutter. I vacuum sealed it and it’s still totally intact. 😉

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                • kaia@pleroma.soykaf.comK kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
                  @yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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                  #58

                  @kaia @yschaeff Are we going to start measuring vegetatively-exfiltrated data capacity in kb (kilobananas)?

                  Also: this means that infosec truly does need to learn how to defend itself against fresh fruit. Monty Python was right all along!!

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                  • woozle@toot.catW woozle@toot.cat

                    @kaia @yschaeff Are we going to start measuring vegetatively-exfiltrated data capacity in kb (kilobananas)?

                    Also: this means that infosec truly does need to learn how to defend itself against fresh fruit. Monty Python was right all along!!

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                    #59

                    @woozle

                    But what about point-ed sticks?

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                    • lemlems@mastodon.socialL lemlems@mastodon.social

                      @woozle

                      But what about point-ed sticks?

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                      #60

                      @Lemlems [grabs nearby rope which somehow lowers a 16-ton weight] ...Right, anybody else?

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                      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                        kalvdans@tech.lgbt
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                        #61

                        @yschaeff Wow! nice, that's what I will tell the border control. I engraved my password on the banana, you better hurry up since it's already disappearing!

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                        • jesshurch@mastodon.scotJ jesshurch@mastodon.scot

                          @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

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                          #62

                          @jesshurch @yschaeff
                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_curve

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                          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                            wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.atW This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #63

                            @yschaeff now do coconuts! 😍

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                            • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                              You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                              heptasean@social.tchncs.deH This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #64

                              @yschaeff Getting the banana out of the secured premises is totally plausible, but getting the laser engraver in?

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