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  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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    #45

    @yschaeff Also, is this a way to get a real world Bananaphone™? 😁

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    • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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      #46

      @yschaeff so fun fact: one of my uncle's businesses failed to get FDA approval for laser-based banana labeling because the existing label manufacturers argued that the fruit would be "irradiated" and that this was clearly unsafe.

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      • bleistifterin@fnordon.deB bleistifterin@fnordon.de

        @yschaeff works with a knitting needle as engraving tool too and wouldn't burn the peel

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        #47

        @bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?

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        • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

          You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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          #48

          @yschaeff

          Now if you engrave an IP packet dump on it, we have this April Fools' RFC taken care of.

          And it would mean a perfectly legitimate way to include in the RFC the classic joke that "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

          #IPOverAvianCarrier #RFC #RFCEditor

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          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

            evert@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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            #49

            @yschaeff Dutch customs often check incoming banana shipments, not sure if they are after hidden messages.

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            • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

              You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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              #50

              @yschaeff
              Cool, cool, but can we also use the laser to digitize the banana so it can join the Orange on the grid as the fruity duo to fight the master control program?

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              • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                #51

                @yschaeff this is bananas.

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                • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                  You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                  endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #52

                  @yschaeff
                  Tutorial vibes

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                  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                    #53

                    @yschaeff

                    "Ceçi n'est pas une banane"

                    🍍

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                    • ruchirasdatta@mathstodon.xyzR ruchirasdatta@mathstodon.xyz

                      @bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?

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                      #54

                      @RuchiraSDatta @bleistifterin @yschaeff Toothpick..? 🤔

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                      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                        tadbithuman@mastodon.social
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                        #55

                        @yschaeff what device did you use?

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                        • jesshurch@mastodon.scotJ jesshurch@mastodon.scot

                          @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

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                          #56

                          @jesshurch @yschaeff hmmmmmm. I have a laser engraver. You’ve sent me down a very dark rabbit hole 😂

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                          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                            halfpress@mastodon.halfpress.comH This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #57

                            @yschaeff reminds me of the time (a couple years ago) that I etched a portrait of our cat into a piece of Japanese milk bread on my old laser cutter. I vacuum sealed it and it’s still totally intact. 😉

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                            • kaia@pleroma.soykaf.comK kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
                              @yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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                              #58

                              @kaia @yschaeff Are we going to start measuring vegetatively-exfiltrated data capacity in kb (kilobananas)?

                              Also: this means that infosec truly does need to learn how to defend itself against fresh fruit. Monty Python was right all along!!

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                              • woozle@toot.catW woozle@toot.cat

                                @kaia @yschaeff Are we going to start measuring vegetatively-exfiltrated data capacity in kb (kilobananas)?

                                Also: this means that infosec truly does need to learn how to defend itself against fresh fruit. Monty Python was right all along!!

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                                #59

                                @woozle

                                But what about point-ed sticks?

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                                • lemlems@mastodon.socialL lemlems@mastodon.social

                                  @woozle

                                  But what about point-ed sticks?

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                                  #60

                                  @Lemlems [grabs nearby rope which somehow lowers a 16-ton weight] ...Right, anybody else?

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                                  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                    kalvdans@tech.lgbt
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                                    #61

                                    @yschaeff Wow! nice, that's what I will tell the border control. I engraved my password on the banana, you better hurry up since it's already disappearing!

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                                    • jesshurch@mastodon.scotJ jesshurch@mastodon.scot

                                      @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

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                                      #62

                                      @jesshurch @yschaeff
                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_curve

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                                      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                        #63

                                        @yschaeff now do coconuts! 😍

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                                        • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                          You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                          #64

                                          @yschaeff Getting the banana out of the secured premises is totally plausible, but getting the laser engraver in?

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