You where all thinking it.
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@bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?
@RuchiraSDatta @bleistifterin @yschaeff Toothpick..?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff what device did you use?
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@yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
@jesshurch @yschaeff hmmmmmm. I have a laser engraver. You’ve sent me down a very dark rabbit hole
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff reminds me of the time (a couple years ago) that I etched a portrait of our cat into a piece of Japanese milk bread on my old laser cutter. I vacuum sealed it and it’s still totally intact.
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@yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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But what about point-ed sticks?
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But what about point-ed sticks?
@Lemlems [grabs nearby rope which somehow lowers a 16-ton weight] ...Right, anybody else?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Wow! nice, that's what I will tell the border control. I engraved my password on the banana, you better hurry up since it's already disappearing!
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@yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff now do coconuts!
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Getting the banana out of the secured premises is totally plausible, but getting the laser engraver in?
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