morty (the UK): so I told those European assholes to go fuck themselves Rick. I don't need their EU. I'm out here punching above my weight, you know?Rick (the US): that's great Morty. I'm proud of youMorty: rick what's that noise from the trunk?Rick; that's the "president" of venezuela. I kidnapped himMorty: what?Rick: yeah, now we're gonna annex Poland, I mean Greenland. hang on, mortyMorty: but you said poland?Rick: I said Greenland, Morty, don't be paranoid. Greenland. The big ice one. Keep upMorty: but Denmark is really upset, they're saying this will end NATO and stuffRick: That's nice, Morty. Did you tell those European assholes to go fuck themselves yet today? Because I liked that energy. That was good. Keep that energy. You don't need them. You have MEMorty: I mean, I DID leave the EU, but that was different, that was about sovereignty and taking back control andRick: And now you have sovereignty, Morty! Lots of it! You're so sovereign! Look how much control you have! You're controlling... (gestures vaguely) ...all of this! From the passenger seat! Of my car! While I drive! Very impressive, Morty
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