morty (the UK): so I told those European assholes to go fuck themselves Rick.
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morty (the UK): so I told those European assholes to go fuck themselves Rick. I don't need their EU. I'm out here punching above my weight, you know?
Rick (the US): that's great Morty. I'm proud of you
Morty: rick what's that noise from the trunk?
Rick; that's the "president" of venezuela. I kidnapped him
Morty: what?
Rick: yeah, now we're gonna annex Poland, I mean Greenland. hang on, morty
Morty: but you said poland?
Rick: I said Greenland, Morty, don't be paranoid. Greenland. The big ice one. Keep up
Morty: but Denmark is really upset, they're saying this will end NATO and stuff
Rick: That's nice, Morty. Did you tell those European assholes to go fuck themselves yet today? Because I liked that energy. That was good. Keep that energy. You don't need them. You have ME
Morty: I mean, I DID leave the EU, but that was different, that was about sovereignty and taking back control and
Rick: And now you have sovereignty, Morty! Lots of it! You're so sovereign! Look how much control you have! You're controlling... (gestures vaguely) ...all of this! From the passenger seat! Of my car! While I drive! Very impressive, Morty
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