hi! #introduction post i guess• grew up on a farm• can cold-start a tractor (don’t ask me about taxes)• joined a christian ministry internship → went on a continental tour → cult speedrun• came out in 2012 at 26. late. correct.• cruising is a lost art. archive it. restore it.• 49/50 states. alaska is avoiding me• former platform support engineer turned middle management. i’m sorry.• retirement fantasy: lake metigoshe, nd (recurring thought)• journalism degree. terminally news-poisoned• live one block from the beach. unconvinced• played tom in tom sawyer in a play. dated becky. immersive methodologyposting stray thoughts, work damage, travel glitches, and selective disclosure. i no longer participate in cult activities.follow if you want. i’m not auditioning.