hi! #introduction post i guess

• grew up on a farm
• can cold-start a tractor (don’t ask me about taxes)
• joined a christian ministry internship → went on a continental tour → cult speedrun
• came out in 2012 at 26. late. correct.
• cruising is a lost art. archive it. restore it.
• 49/50 states. alaska is avoiding me
• former platform support engineer turned middle management. i’m sorry.
• retirement fantasy: lake metigoshe, nd (recurring thought)
• journalism degree. terminally news-poisoned
• live one block from the beach. unconvinced
• played tom in tom sawyer in a play. dated becky. immersive methodology

posting stray thoughts, work damage, travel glitches, and selective disclosure. i no longer participate in cult activities.
follow if you want. i’m not auditioning.