@Nickiquote how could they????

Kid wanted an IKEA Blåhaj for their birthday and the quickest way was to order it “click and collect” to a Tesco.However, this process *actually* involves an IKEA delivery driver parking his van in a quiet corner of the dark Tesco car park and giving you a call to say you have to be there in 20 minutes or he’s gone.Fortunately the exchange passed off smoothly and the kid is now the proud owner of a full-size Blåhaj, and a briefcase full of Libyan plutonium.

@Nickiquote Sisyphus on his smoke break.