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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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  • nunavutbirder@mas.toN nunavutbirder@mas.to

    @petergleick @noondlyt

    “name two things that do not belong in Greenland”

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    #53

    @NunavutBirder @petergleick @noondlyt
    1. Professional Poker Players ♠️♦️♣️❤️
    2. Silk stockings
    3. (Bonus!): Trump

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    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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      #54

      @petergleick He probably meant this one https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinguin_(Comicfigur)#/media/Datei%3ABatman_and_the_Penguin_Supanova_2014.jpg

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      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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        #55

        @petergleick

        Maybe those good folks will offer him asylum, when the time comes.

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        • grumble209@kolektiva.socialG grumble209@kolektiva.social

          @martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

          Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.

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          #56

          @grumble209 @martin_ueding @petergleick
          “Idiot Asshole”

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          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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            #57

            @petergleick

            It's not a penguin, it's Greg Bovino.

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            • ju@gts.nugole.itJ ju@gts.nugole.it

              @GustavinoBevilacqua
              You know...
              I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
              That's not Greenland.
              That's Antarctica.
              I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

              @petergleick

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              #58

              @ju @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick I was thinking this too.

              Not that taking Antarctica isn’t also idiotic.

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              • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                #59

                @petergleick Make this photo come true. 🤞

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                • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                  There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                  #60

                  Didn't he put sanctions on Antarctica and penguins by proxy?

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                  • ericbono@exquisite.socialE ericbono@exquisite.social

                    @petergleick

                    Straight out of Frankenstein, a happy ending.

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                    #61

                    @EricBono @petergleick I was thinking Casablanca.

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                    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                      #62

                      Trump: "I will be the greatest disaster that god ever created."
                      https://youtu.be/jCe6SLrPIrE?si=QcFXvN8QAtey1YU1

                      @petergleick

                      #trump #god #nokinks

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                      • colorblindcowboy@mastodon.artC colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art

                        @ju @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick I was thinking this too.

                        Not that taking Antarctica isn’t also idiotic.

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                        #63

                        @colorblindcowboy

                        it really is idiotic...
                        and yet...

                        since when something being "idiotic" has stopped him? 😕


                        @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick

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                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                          #64

                          @petergleick @helma has he been talking about the south pole all this time?

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                          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                            #65

                            @petergleick The cringe is strong in this one.

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                            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                              #66

                              @petergleick This can’t be real

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                              • mojala@mastodon.onlineM mojala@mastodon.online

                                @petergleick This can’t be real

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                                #67

                                @mojala @petergleick sadly, it is…

                                https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2014819683757678654?s=46&t=gvxQ31btiew_TVooGV7iOQ

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                                • setok@attractive.spaceS setok@attractive.space

                                  @mojala @petergleick sadly, it is…

                                  https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2014819683757678654?s=46&t=gvxQ31btiew_TVooGV7iOQ

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                                  #68

                                  @Setok @petergleick Oh wow.

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                                  • npars01@mstdn.socialN npars01@mstdn.social

                                    @petergleick

                                    Every dollar spent on AI slop is funding this joker's fascism.

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                                    #69

                                    “Right now feels impossible, and unfortunately there's a lot of impossible still to come. There's no fast fix, no one easy trick to defeating fascism.

                                    But.

                                    But honestly I've never felt more hopeful that we actually have what it takes. That we can do the impossible, even when it seems insurmountable.

                                    Because what it takes is us.”

                                    https://dansinker.com/posts/2026-01-21-all-we-have/

                                    🙏🏻✌🏻

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                                    • pattykimura@beige.partyP pattykimura@beige.party

                                      @petergleick

                                      Lol. Proof positive that the grotesque orange buffoon has the same size feet as a penguin. Tiny hands, penguin-sized feet.

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                                      #70

                                      @pattykimura @petergleick

                                      Based on his behavior, #trump must have other "tiny" body parts, too.

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                                      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                        #71

                                        @petergleick Problem with a polar bear is that it would dwarf the moron 🤷

                                        However, though funny, I‘m not going to boost this post as I do not want to spread propaganda which unfortunately even works if framed with a sentiment.

                                        #facts

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                                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                          #72

                                          @petergleick There are penguins in Greenland! They are very friendly and, as an added bonus, totally white. He should go and meet them!

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