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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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  • grumble209@kolektiva.socialG grumble209@kolektiva.social

    @martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

    Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.

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    #45

    @grumble209 @petergleick
    There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).

    But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/

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    • martin_ueding@bonn.socialM martin_ueding@bonn.social

      @grumble209 @petergleick
      There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).

      But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/

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      #46

      @grumble209 @petergleick
      And then there is this story that in the early US, there was some kind of vote or discussion about whether to adopt English or German. I've read that is a legend and there was never a real chance that it would be German.

      But either way, the US could have adopted German as a language and then it would be even funnier. 2/2

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      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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        #47

        @petergleick @noondlyt

        “name two things that do not belong in Greenland”

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        • davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialD davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social

          @petergleick

          Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

          The penguin said, "No".

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          #48

          @davidtheeviloverlord @petergleick

          If only the penguin were a polar bear!

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          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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            #49

            @petergleick This is proof that Trump's feet are penguin foot sized.

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            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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              #50

              @petergleick

              America, we need to talk about your government's level of education.
              It seems to me that no one there would get a high school diploma. Okay, history is tedious, and it was at least five years ago. But even elementary school children know where penguins live…
              🤦‍♀️

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              • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                #51

                @petergleick 😆

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                • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                  There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                  #52

                  @petergleick

                  Which one is the penguin?

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                  • nunavutbirder@mas.toN nunavutbirder@mas.to

                    @petergleick @noondlyt

                    “name two things that do not belong in Greenland”

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                    #53

                    @NunavutBirder @petergleick @noondlyt
                    1. Professional Poker Players ♠️♦️♣️❤️
                    2. Silk stockings
                    3. (Bonus!): Trump

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                    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                      #54

                      @petergleick He probably meant this one https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinguin_(Comicfigur)#/media/Datei%3ABatman_and_the_Penguin_Supanova_2014.jpg

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                      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                        #55

                        @petergleick

                        Maybe those good folks will offer him asylum, when the time comes.

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                        • grumble209@kolektiva.socialG grumble209@kolektiva.social

                          @martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

                          Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.

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                          #56

                          @grumble209 @martin_ueding @petergleick
                          “Idiot Asshole”

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                          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                            #57

                            @petergleick

                            It's not a penguin, it's Greg Bovino.

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                            • ju@gts.nugole.itJ ju@gts.nugole.it

                              @GustavinoBevilacqua
                              You know...
                              I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
                              That's not Greenland.
                              That's Antarctica.
                              I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

                              @petergleick

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                              #58

                              @ju @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick I was thinking this too.

                              Not that taking Antarctica isn’t also idiotic.

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                              • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                #59

                                @petergleick Make this photo come true. 🤞

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                                • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                  There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                  #60

                                  Didn't he put sanctions on Antarctica and penguins by proxy?

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                                  • ericbono@exquisite.socialE ericbono@exquisite.social

                                    @petergleick

                                    Straight out of Frankenstein, a happy ending.

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                                    #61

                                    @EricBono @petergleick I was thinking Casablanca.

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                                    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                      #62

                                      Trump: "I will be the greatest disaster that god ever created."
                                      https://youtu.be/jCe6SLrPIrE?si=QcFXvN8QAtey1YU1

                                      @petergleick

                                      #trump #god #nokinks

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                                      • colorblindcowboy@mastodon.artC colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art

                                        @ju @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick I was thinking this too.

                                        Not that taking Antarctica isn’t also idiotic.

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                                        #63

                                        @colorblindcowboy

                                        it really is idiotic...
                                        and yet...

                                        since when something being "idiotic" has stopped him? 😕


                                        @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick

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                                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                          #64

                                          @petergleick @helma has he been talking about the south pole all this time?

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