There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

@petergleick i was gonna be an ass and find like a zoo but i actually can't find any zoos in greenland

@petergleick Maybe they mean the Batman villain.

@petergleick Wow.

New low.

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Straight out of Frankenstein, a happy ending.

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Every dollar spent on AI slop is funding this joker's fascism.

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this seems to be real:
https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654#m

now i know where donald trump invades next, antarctica. bad for penguins.

I never knew he had feet the same size as a penguin.

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@petergleick Seldom is this s* that meaninglessly stupid. this is the whole WH staff.

My wild guess is this is the first test to indicate intent to "own" Antarctica, given Greenland is d* near the north pole. it sure as hell isn't a reference to the resistance penguin of a bout a year ago... unless it's a too-subtle hint to load up with a Linux distro now before the enshitification actually hits a tipping point.

OMG, I hate this so much.

@petergleick I fully support deporting trump to Antarctica.

@petergleick Not sure they were referring to the bird. Probably the other being with a waddling hair and tiny brain.

@petergleick Maybe he's planning to bring back the Great Auk from extinction. Would probably need scientists to do that though.

@petergleick the penguins on Heard Island couldn't pay the tarrifs so they are being relocated to Greenland to work in the anchovy mines.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

@petergleick I'll let it pass if this is a promise that the two will disappear over the mountain range never to be seen again.

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Where is Batman when you need him?

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No but Trump wants to be Emperor of Greenland.

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And same size foot steps, matching his small thingie.

@petergleick What he means is that 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop

@petergleick Republicans are idiots

@petergleick maybe they mean Trump is like The Penguin from Batman which I can see the resemblance.

@pascaline Minuscule Doodle. @petergleick