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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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  • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

    There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

    zetabeta@mastodon.socialZ This user is from outside of this forum
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    #21

    @petergleick
    this seems to be real:
    https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654#m

    now i know where donald trump invades next, antarctica. bad for penguins.

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    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

      shammusomuffihan@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #22

      I never knew he had feet the same size as a penguin.

      @petergleick

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      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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        #23

        @petergleick Seldom is this s* that meaninglessly stupid. this is the whole WH staff.

        My wild guess is this is the first test to indicate intent to "own" Antarctica, given Greenland is d* near the north pole. it sure as hell isn't a reference to the resistance penguin of a bout a year ago... unless it's a too-subtle hint to load up with a Linux distro now before the enshitification actually hits a tipping point.

        OMG, I hate this so much.

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        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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          #24

          @petergleick I fully support deporting trump to Antarctica.

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          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

            chertridge@beige.partyC This user is from outside of this forum
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            #25

            @petergleick Not sure they were referring to the bird. Probably the other being with a waddling hair and tiny brain.

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            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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              #26

              @petergleick Maybe he's planning to bring back the Great Auk from extinction. Would probably need scientists to do that though.

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              • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                #27

                @petergleick the penguins on Heard Island couldn't pay the tarrifs so they are being relocated to Greenland to work in the anchovy mines.

                https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

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                • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                  There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                  #28

                  @petergleick I'll let it pass if this is a promise that the two will disappear over the mountain range never to be seen again.

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                  • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                    There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                    #29

                    @petergleick

                    Where is Batman when you need him?

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                    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

                      the5thcolumnist@mstdn.caT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #30

                      @petergleick

                      No but Trump wants to be Emperor of Greenland.

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                      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

                        pascaline@mastodon.nlP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #31

                        @petergleick

                        And same size foot steps, matching his small thingie.

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                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                          #32

                          @petergleick What he means is that 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop

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                          • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                            There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                            #33

                            @petergleick Republicans are idiots

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                            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                              #34

                              @petergleick maybe they mean Trump is like The Penguin from Batman which I can see the resemblance.

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                              • pascaline@mastodon.nlP pascaline@mastodon.nl

                                @petergleick

                                And same size foot steps, matching his small thingie.

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                                #35

                                @pascaline Minuscule Doodle. @petergleick

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                                • gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.orgG gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

                                  @petergleick

                                  If he'll fly to Greenland and doesn't come back until he found a penguin it wouldn't be a bad idea.

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                                  #36

                                  @GustavinoBevilacqua
                                  You know...
                                  I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
                                  That's not Greenland.
                                  That's Antarctica.
                                  I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

                                  @petergleick

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                                  • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                    There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                    #37

                                    @petergleick

                                    Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

                                    The penguin said, "No".

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                                    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                      #38

                                      @petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.

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                                      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                        #39

                                        @petergleick 🙄 Truth #TFG

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                                        • cookiesinheaven@m.ai6yr.orgC cookiesinheaven@m.ai6yr.org

                                          @petergleick isn't that Little Marco Rubio?

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                                          #40

                                          @cookiesinheaven @petergleick 😂👍

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