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  • tantramar@zeroes.caT tantramar@zeroes.ca

    @catsalad You sit beside it to deliver scritches. It climbs on your lap — you’ve fallen into its trap! You can’t get up for HOURS.

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    #53

    @tantramar @catsalad If I may:

    You sit beside it to deliver scritches
    It climbs on your lap
    You’ve fallen into its trap!
    You can’t get up for hours, bitches!

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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      #54

      @catsalad There is no way past that.

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      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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        #55

        @catsalad Beware of Flerken!!!

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        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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          #56

          @catsalad
          Chicken uses *meow*

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          • joe_von_saporski@bunt.socialJ joe_von_saporski@bunt.social

            @catsalad
            Chicken uses *meow*

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            #57

            @Joe_von_Saporski It was super effective!

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              @Joe_von_Saporski It was super effective!

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              #58

              @catsalad
              : 3

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              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                #59

                @catsalad thqt cat has ALL the aura

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                  #60

                  @catsalad Run.

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                    #61

                    @catsalad
                    I boop the snoot.

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                      #62

                      @crispius @catsalad

                      Nah. Boss battle.

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                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                        #63

                        @catsalad

                        *Boss battle music starts to play*

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                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

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                          #64

                          @catsalad meow!

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                          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                            *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                            #65

                            @catsalad

                            "What tribute do you bring, thumb monkey?"

                            <I use my can opener +1 and present the can of tuna, most humbly>

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                              #66

                              @catsalad I needed to see something like this today

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                #67

                                @catsalad

                                > Pet
                                > Pspsps

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                                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                  *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                  #68

                                  @catsalad
                                  > look CAT
                                  The CAT is small, weighing 10 POUNDS, it has white FUR, 2 yellow EYES, 4 powerful LEGS, 1 long TAIL, & 10 WHISKERS.
                                  The CAT has the following special abilities:
                                  | Dark Vision
                                  | Climb
                                  | Toxoplasmosis
                                  The CAT's stats are as follows:
                                  | HP 85,000
                                  | MP 12,000
                                  | DEX 60
                                  | SPD 55
                                  | ATK 120
                                  | WGT 10.2
                                  What will you do?
                                  >

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                                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                    #69

                                    @catsalad It's difficult to get past this “gate keeper”!

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                                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                      #70

                                      @catsalad

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                                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                        #71

                                        @catsalad This one must have an important quest!

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                          #72

                                          @catsalad YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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