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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

    chigaze@mstdn.caC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #51

    @catsalad There’s a John Wick vibe coming off that cat.

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

      kierkegaanks@beige.partyK This user is from outside of this forum
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      #52

      @catsalad o fortuna 🎵

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      • tantramar@zeroes.caT tantramar@zeroes.ca

        @catsalad You sit beside it to deliver scritches. It climbs on your lap — you’ve fallen into its trap! You can’t get up for HOURS.

        tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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        #53

        @tantramar @catsalad If I may:

        You sit beside it to deliver scritches
        It climbs on your lap
        You’ve fallen into its trap!
        You can’t get up for hours, bitches!

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        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

          steveclough@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #54

          @catsalad There is no way past that.

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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            #55

            @catsalad Beware of Flerken!!!

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

              joe_von_saporski@bunt.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #56

              @catsalad
              Chicken uses *meow*

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              • joe_von_saporski@bunt.socialJ joe_von_saporski@bunt.social

                @catsalad
                Chicken uses *meow*

                catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #57

                @Joe_von_Saporski It was super effective!

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  @Joe_von_Saporski It was super effective!

                  joe_von_saporski@bunt.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #58

                  @catsalad
                  : 3

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                    gavinisdie@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #59

                    @catsalad thqt cat has ALL the aura

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                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                      kurosetii@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #60

                      @catsalad Run.

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                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                        jargoggles@kolektiva.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #61

                        @catsalad
                        I boop the snoot.

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                        • pseudonym@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #62

                          @crispius @catsalad

                          Nah. Boss battle.

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                          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                            *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                            #63

                            @catsalad

                            *Boss battle music starts to play*

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                              #64

                              @catsalad meow!

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                pseudonym@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #65

                                @catsalad

                                "What tribute do you bring, thumb monkey?"

                                <I use my can opener +1 and present the can of tuna, most humbly>

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                                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                  *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                  fluffykontbiscuits@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #66

                                  @catsalad I needed to see something like this today

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                                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                    #67

                                    @catsalad

                                    > Pet
                                    > Pspsps

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                                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                      jackemled@furry.engineerJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #68

                                      @catsalad
                                      > look CAT
                                      The CAT is small, weighing 10 POUNDS, it has white FUR, 2 yellow EYES, 4 powerful LEGS, 1 long TAIL, & 10 WHISKERS.
                                      The CAT has the following special abilities:
                                      | Dark Vision
                                      | Climb
                                      | Toxoplasmosis
                                      The CAT's stats are as follows:
                                      | HP 85,000
                                      | MP 12,000
                                      | DEX 60
                                      | SPD 55
                                      | ATK 120
                                      | WGT 10.2
                                      What will you do?
                                      >

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                                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                        #69

                                        @catsalad It's difficult to get past this “gate keeper”!

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                          #70

                                          @catsalad

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