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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

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  • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

    What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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    #88

    @Novela If you're brave: @LRRRonEarth

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    • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

      What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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      #89

      @Novela really good recommendations on this thread. The beige.party contingent always have me giggling. I would also add these, if you didn't get already @MostlyHarmless , @donni , @UncleDuke1969 and @LikeItOrLumpIt

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      • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

        @adhdeanasl
        Okay, now I have to go see the post of yours that started this discussion Mr Dean.
        (The pleasures of stumbling sideways into a Fediverse thread.)

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        #90

        @Guillotine_Jones I honestly don’t know where my response came from, which is extremely representative of my overall shtick

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        • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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          #91

          @Novela I miss this too! Only got a couple toots, but this is the energy I'm trying to emulate.

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          • adhdeanasl@beige.partyA adhdeanasl@beige.party

            @Alice Each of my posts is a treatise on 17th century disease which, when considered thoughtfully, is very funny @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

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            #92

            @adhdeanasl

            ah, those were the days.

            Baroque culture

            the Scientific Revolution

            the world's first public company and megacorporation

            Modern academic: "my heavily qualified argument marginally advances the sub-discipline"

            17th century academic: "my treatise, inspired by yesterday's walk, revolutionizes philosophy, religion, and music. My critics are intellectually and sexually disordered"

            cr:@NC_Renic

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            • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

              @Alice @justincox @Novela

              Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

              @Nickiquote
              @surdfish
              @mothninja
              @alice@lgbtqia.space
              @futurebird
              @benroyce
              @GayDeceiver
              @skinnylatte

              So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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              #93

              @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.

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              • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

                @DamonHD @LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller PST, which means he's not funny from mid-March to mid-November.

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                #94

                @Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
                I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.

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                • loganfive@beige.partyL loganfive@beige.party

                  @Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
                  I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.

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                  #95

                  @LoganFive @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller 😂

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                  • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                    What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                    #96

                    @Novela not a person, but a hashtag #dadjokes sometimes has some gems.

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                    • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                      What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                      #97

                      @Novela dang it, I saw 7 replies and came for some one liners. Instead I find umpteen follower recommendations. 😉

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                      • ims@theforkiverse.comI ims@theforkiverse.com

                        @wagesj45 @Novela he dead

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                        #98

                        @IMS @wagesj45 @Novela answer the question.

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                        • gregthemiller@beige.partyG gregthemiller@beige.party

                          @Alice @troy update: cleanup completed. bit sad but it went from 120+ accounts to 68

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                          #99

                          @Alice @troy @gregthemiller

                          The half life of accounts on fuckaas.space seemed to be pretty low, although it might be average for that sort of migration from a different social network.

                          Hopefully theforkiverse ones last longer since that's a new instance rather than a migration from Bluesky or Twitter.

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                          • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                            What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                            #100

                            @Novela

                            @dgar

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                            • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                              What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                              #101

                              @Novela I like @batkaren

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                              • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                                @Alice @justincox @Novela

                                Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

                                @Nickiquote
                                @surdfish
                                @mothninja
                                @alice@lgbtqia.space
                                @futurebird
                                @benroyce
                                @GayDeceiver
                                @skinnylatte

                                So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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                                #102

                                @TheBreadmonkey I always appreciate being summoned into threads like this 💕

                                @Alice@beige.party, always a pleasure 😊

                                Hi everyone 👋 @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

                                I'd like to drag @catsalad, @h3mmy, and @SaucySwampHag into the fray too 😋

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                                • murderbotbot@wandering.shopM murderbotbot@wandering.shop

                                  @jaredwhite MedSystem helpfully informed me that my performance reliability was now at 58 percent and dropping, which was not a surprise.

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                                  #103

                                  @murderbotbot @jaredwhite @Novela the best thing about Murderbot is that it'll auto-respond to you with random quotes.

                                  Particularly satisfying if you're having an apocalyptic day.

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                                  • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                    What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                    #104

                                    @Novela

                                    You can follow the hashtag #dadjokes

                                    Or there is a bot @dadjokes

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                                    • kzeta@sfba.socialK kzeta@sfba.social

                                      @murderbotbot @jaredwhite @Novela the best thing about Murderbot is that it'll auto-respond to you with random quotes.

                                      Particularly satisfying if you're having an apocalyptic day.

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                                      #105

                                      @kzeta Did I actually know what ART and its crew did? I had never bothered to ask

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                                      • jpaskaruk@growers.socialJ jpaskaruk@growers.social

                                        @Novela I like @batkaren

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                                        #106

                                        @jpaskaruk @Novela 🦇💕

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                                        • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                          #107

                                          @Novela

                                          If you want people to see your posts you need to use hashtags. Boosts just clog up server storage & causes instances to fail when the costs for storage get out of control. "You're the algorithm" means you *subscribe* to the hashtags for topics you are interested in so they show up in your feed. The Fediverse runs on hashtags. If you don't use them, you're right - few folks are going to see your posts. There's nothing in your post that will put it in anyone's feed if you don't tag it.

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