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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

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  • murderbotbot@wandering.shopM murderbotbot@wandering.shop

    @LetsRoc It was so far from what I thought she had meant, and she was so upset, that the truth inadvertently came out. “My friend is dead!”

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    #74

    @murderbotbot comiseraationz

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    • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

      @troy
      @gregthemiller made a starter pack of funny people if you want to follow a LOT of people in one go!

      https://beige.party/@gregthemiller/115341031770926327

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      @Alice @troy just a heads-up that it’s a bit out of date as unfortunately quite a few of the accounts on it have stopped posting. i’m planning to do some vetting and clean up soon though 🫶

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      • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

        What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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        #76

        @Novela Didn't see it in the rest of the thread.

        @DocAtCDI is here.

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        • madargon@is-a.catM madargon@is-a.cat

          @jaredwhite

          and @dgar if someone wants to see dad jokes too.

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          #77

          @madargon @jaredwhite

          Although #Dgar does tend to talk about themselves in the third person, and likes to think of themselves as a musician, they do tend to post quite a few one-liners and dad jokes.

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          • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

            @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte Yesss! @dgar is the best!!

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            #78

            @Alice@beige.party @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

            nawww, you guys..... 😌

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            • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

              What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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              #79

              @Novela
              @donni @dgar

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              • surdfish@beige.partyS surdfish@beige.party

                @minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

                "Not a competetion 🤘🫠❤️‍🔥

                https://beige.party/@surdfish/115362850324956429

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                #80

                @surdfish @minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela
                Biased, but I think Yiff.life is a good place to get people who say funny things, though granted, I consider myself to be one of the people saying the funny things out of context.

                But also, @robinhood.

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                • jaredwhite@indieweb.socialJ jaredwhite@indieweb.social

                  @Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

                  @MrLovenstein
                  @AlarminglyBad
                  @admiralwonderboat
                  @lowqualityfacts
                  @FoxesInLove
                  @jensorensen

                  and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

                  @RikerGoogling
                  @nocontexttrek
                  @carmensandiego
                  @thisemailfindsyou
                  @scream
                  @skeletor
                  @murderbotbot
                  @shakespearean_Insults

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                  #81

                  @jaredwhite goofy bot joke account?

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                  • skeletor@mas.toS skeletor@mas.to

                    @jaredwhite goofy bot joke account?

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                    #82

                    @skeletor I did not mean to offend…you are of course seriously inspiring, Skeletor.

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                    • wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.comW wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com

                      @IMS @Novela he on mastodon?

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                      #83

                      @wagesj45 @Novela he dead

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                      • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                        What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                        #84

                        @Novela @Alice doesn't get paid for it but will entertain with her shitposts for free.

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                        • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

                          @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

                          @the_etrain
                          @adhdeanasl
                          @StefanThinks
                          @TheBreadmonkey
                          @gregthemiller
                          @LoganFive
                          @maxleibman

                          If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

                          Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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                          #85

                          @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman thank you 🫶🏼

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                          • not2b@sfba.socialN not2b@sfba.social

                            @Novela @Alice doesn't get paid for it but will entertain with her shitposts for free.

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                            #86

                            @not2b @Novela 😂

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                            • gregthemiller@beige.partyG gregthemiller@beige.party

                              @Alice @troy just a heads-up that it’s a bit out of date as unfortunately quite a few of the accounts on it have stopped posting. i’m planning to do some vetting and clean up soon though 🫶

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                              @Alice @troy update: cleanup completed. bit sad but it went from 120+ accounts to 68

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                              • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                #88

                                @Novela If you're brave: @LRRRonEarth

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                                • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                  What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                  #89

                                  @Novela really good recommendations on this thread. The beige.party contingent always have me giggling. I would also add these, if you didn't get already @MostlyHarmless , @donni , @UncleDuke1969 and @LikeItOrLumpIt

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                                  • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

                                    @adhdeanasl
                                    Okay, now I have to go see the post of yours that started this discussion Mr Dean.
                                    (The pleasures of stumbling sideways into a Fediverse thread.)

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                                    @Guillotine_Jones I honestly don’t know where my response came from, which is extremely representative of my overall shtick

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                                    • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                      What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                      @Novela I miss this too! Only got a couple toots, but this is the energy I'm trying to emulate.

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                                      • adhdeanasl@beige.partyA adhdeanasl@beige.party

                                        @Alice Each of my posts is a treatise on 17th century disease which, when considered thoughtfully, is very funny @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

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                                        #92

                                        @adhdeanasl

                                        ah, those were the days.

                                        Baroque culture

                                        the Scientific Revolution

                                        the world's first public company and megacorporation

                                        Modern academic: "my heavily qualified argument marginally advances the sub-discipline"

                                        17th century academic: "my treatise, inspired by yesterday's walk, revolutionizes philosophy, religion, and music. My critics are intellectually and sexually disordered"

                                        cr:@NC_Renic

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                                        • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                                          @Alice @justincox @Novela

                                          Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

                                          @Nickiquote
                                          @surdfish
                                          @mothninja
                                          @alice@lgbtqia.space
                                          @futurebird
                                          @benroyce
                                          @GayDeceiver
                                          @skinnylatte

                                          So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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                                          #93

                                          @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.

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